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Pakistan to India: "We have 130 nukes pointed at you"
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to StreetShitters 6 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:38:00 ago (+11/-0) (halturnerradioshow.com)
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/india-prime-minister-still-in-meeting-with-defense-chiefs-2-hours-so-far-over-pakistan

That may be enough to flush the toilet! yay

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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:47:29 ago (+4/-0)

Would India produce a deadly Shit-infused mushroom cloud if nuked?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:49:17 ago (+1/-0)

hahaha I need to make that meme if I can get time. A brown mushroom cloud. kek "It rained poo for a thousand years"

[ + ] namefagsrgay

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 11:06:32 ago (+1/-0)

https://deepai.org/gallery-item/08758ee974ef4a82825db770e393841c/brown-nuclear-explosion-poop-d14a20.jpg.html">https://deepai.org/gallery-item/08758ee974ef4a82825db770e393841c/brown-nuclear-explosion-poop-d14a20.jpg.html

Well that link got fucked somehow

I was trying

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 13:12:39 ago (+1/-0)

Pakistan to India: "We have 130 nukes pointed at you"

I would trust a pakistani nuke to function about as much as I would a chinese ICBM to launch.

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-corruption-rocket-force-water-fuel-xi-jinping-purge-scandal-2024-1

https://www.csis.org/analysis/chinas-waterlogged-missiles-dont-matter

https://www.newsweek.com/china-missiles-rocket-fuel-corrupt-officials-water-xi-jinping-1858491

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 14:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

Lets have faith! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEz8GeTl2BY

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 hourApr 30, 2025 15:24:49 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.energy.gov/nnsa/us-nuclear-weapons-stockpile?nrg_redirect=467080

https://www.energy.gov/nnsa/articles/stockpile-stewardship-and-management-plan-ssmp

https://apnews.com/article/nuclear-warheads-military-bomb-plutonium-6b86198def4516cebe496c9f5fbfbb75

Ask yourself if you really think the pakis are up to this?

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 15:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

China has put men in space and has a small space station it regularly transits to. You might be able to make the argument that their ICBMs aren't as reliable, but it's obvious they have the know how to launch and successfully strike with most of their arsenal. China is dangerous and should be countered more seriously.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 37 minutesApr 30, 2025 16:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

China has put men in space and has a small space station

Uh-huh.

And they have also built a shitload of cities too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJiAfJL0XU

Would YOU live there? So how about on a space station made by the same society?

Laika the Russian space dog had better odds.

[ + ] GetFuckedCunt

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 35 minutesApr 30, 2025 16:04:42 ago (+0/-0)

No, no one has been to space. You all regurgitate jewish propaganda.

The jew won world war 2, the jew faked the holocaust and faked kidnapping nazi scientists to go to space.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:42:21 ago (+1/-0)

Nookies or dookies?

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 15:36:45 ago (+0/-0)

Come on Pakistan, I can only get so hard.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

Like it would make a difference ha