Pakistan to India: "We have 130 nukes pointed at you" - Upgoat

Pakistan to India: "We have 130 nukes pointed at you"
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to StreetShitters 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:38:00 ago (+20/-0) (halturnerradioshow.com)
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/india-prime-minister-still-in-meeting-with-defense-chiefs-2-hours-so-far-over-pakistan

That may be enough to flush the toilet! yay

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[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

Like it would make a difference ha

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 6 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

I can't believe there would be a deal where I would see pakis as heroes....

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 4 hoursApr 30, 2025 18:48:27 ago (+0/-0)

They are both street shitters, just that one of them is also a mudslime terrorist.

[ + ] recon_johnny

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 22:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

They’re not, even if this works out. They’re the retarded cousin who won the retard spelling bee. Everyone is surprised and frankly, a bit shocked that they got something right; while the ‘tard is peacocking around with the fake gold medal, telling all who can hear that they won a contest.

Me:
“But did you? Did you, though? Did you really?”

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 19:48:23 ago (+0/-0)

But how many will actually launch?

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 15:36:45 ago (+1/-0)

Come on Pakistan, I can only get so hard.

[ + ] BloodyComet

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 6 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:03:20 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if the Pakis are aware of how much the rest of the world hates Indians, either secretly or openly. They would become international heroes if they curbed the obscene population of pajeets.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 4 hoursApr 30, 2025 18:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

Muslim streetshitters would be heroes if they nuked hindu streetshitters?

Nah bruh, we want them both dead.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:47:09 ago (+1/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/rlbr1w.png

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 hoursApr 30, 2025 19:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1 hourApr 30, 2025 21:30:07 ago (+1/-0)

This is the kind of shit the cia should be orchestrating wordwide. Total jeet and paki destruction with plausible deniability.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 21:33:34 ago (+0/-0)

Instead of orchestrating anything, The US gov arm & side with India as does israel.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:42:21 ago (+2/-0)

Nookies or dookies?

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 13:12:39 ago (+2/-0)

Pakistan to India: "We have 130 nukes pointed at you"

I would trust a pakistani nuke to function about as much as I would a chinese ICBM to launch.

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-corruption-rocket-force-water-fuel-xi-jinping-purge-scandal-2024-1

https://www.csis.org/analysis/chinas-waterlogged-missiles-dont-matter

https://www.newsweek.com/china-missiles-rocket-fuel-corrupt-officials-water-xi-jinping-1858491

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 14:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

Lets have faith! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEz8GeTl2BY

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 15:24:49 ago (+2/-0)*

https://www.energy.gov/nnsa/us-nuclear-weapons-stockpile?nrg_redirect=467080

https://www.energy.gov/nnsa/articles/stockpile-stewardship-and-management-plan-ssmp

https://apnews.com/article/nuclear-warheads-military-bomb-plutonium-6b86198def4516cebe496c9f5fbfbb75

A nuclear warhead is probably one of the most complex devices made by man. And the components degrade over time.
You can't just make one, and then set on a shelf like a round of ammunition for the next 100 years and expect it to function.
And if it doesn't function PERFECTLY, the very first time, all you're going to get is a conventional explosion with some nuclear material mixed in it, called a "squib".

Ask yourself if you really think the pakis are up to this?

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 21:28:41 ago (+2/-0)

We can always hope. Im willing to let them try 130 times.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 22:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

At least one function properly and at least one will go boom on the launch pad. Get ready to do some real cheering.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:58:24 ago (+0/-0)

i know i know. All good points. I'm just trying to remain positive because I've grown to despise India and street shitters

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 15:40:13 ago (+0/-0)

China has put men in space and has a small space station it regularly transits to. You might be able to make the argument that their ICBMs aren't as reliable, but it's obvious they have the know how to launch and successfully strike with most of their arsenal. China is dangerous and should be countered more seriously.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 16:02:50 ago (+1/-0)

China has put men in space and has a small space station

Uh-huh.

And they have also built a shitload of cities too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJiAfJL0XU

Would YOU live there? So how about on a space station made by the same society?

Laika the Russian space dog had better odds.

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

Be too pussy to face reality, I don't care. The west is stupid if they don't try to counter the Chinese threat. It's palpable, like it or not.

[ + ] GetFuckedCunt

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 40 minutesApr 30, 2025 22:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

China will do whatever the kikes tell them to do. The jew is the only threat.

[ + ] GetFuckedCunt

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -1 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 16:04:42 ago (+0/-1)

No, no one has been to space. You all regurgitate jewish propaganda.

The jew won world war 2, the jew faked the holocaust and faked kidnapping nazi scientists to go to space.

[ - ] BloodyComet 4 points 6 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:01:50 ago (+4/-0)

PLEASE do it. Please. We need SOME good news, exterminating a huge portion of the jeet population would be a good start.

[ + ] IdentifyShills

[ - ] IdentifyShills 2 points 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:58:00 ago (+2/-0)

If something is too good to be true it usually is.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:47:29 ago (+6/-0)

Would India produce a deadly Shit-infused mushroom cloud if nuked?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 10:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

hahaha I need to make that meme if I can get time. A brown mushroom cloud. kek "It rained poo for a thousand years"

[ + ] namefagsrgay

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 11:06:32 ago (+1/-0)