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[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 19:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

Red hair too?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 20:13:15 ago (+0/-0)

Hes like the movie Big Fish but hes a nigger

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 23:55:06 ago (+0/-0)

Oooohgah boooghah, a big old nigger!
Sheeeiit! What to do wiff dat!?
I say strap some hardware to that long tall monkey and put it to work a pickin'!
I bet it can fetch more bales than any other toad on the plantation!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 00:21:06 ago (+0/-0)

Wearing a leg cast

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 02:31:34 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like someone made a freak in a video game create a character.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 06:53:21 ago (+0/-0)

He's probably not quite that tall. Who confirmed this? Niggers? That village probably has no rulers or tape measures.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMay 3, 2025 19:55:54 ago (+1/-0)

Probably a pituitary tumor

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 monthMay 3, 2025 20:13:56 ago (+1/-0)

Thats a big nigger!

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1 monthMay 3, 2025 21:08:51 ago (+1/-0)

Very inconvenient height. Wonder if its enough to cause health issues.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 00:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

Puts you at higher risk of cardiovascular disease and dvt etc.
there's a leg cast in the photo

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 00:26:32 ago (+1/-0)

Oh absolutely

Humans will have health issues after eight feat.

It's probably due to a gland disorder, and we'll shorten his life

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 monthMay 3, 2025 22:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

Thats a kid standing on somebodys shoulders

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 01:19:42 ago (+1/-0)

Have him stand beside a beer can or something so I can measure properly godamn is that too much to ax?

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 01:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

As someone who is short enough to not mind crawlspaces, I feel sorry for tall people: they have a more difficult time fitting into things, finding clothing, extra tall people get all sorts of back problems, etc.

I used to want to be taller when I was young, but I am now fine with my height.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 19:48:39 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 20:02:52 ago (+2/-0)

dhahabu kichwani mwake.
That's swahili for "gold in his head".

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 2 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 23:19:19 ago (+2/-0)

it's obvious from the pictures that he's not 9 feet tall

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 06:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

Probably like 8 feet, though.

[ - ] Storefront 4 points 1 monthMay 3, 2025 22:12:43 ago (+4/-0)

Looks like Marfan syndrome. Major heart issues and early death.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 00:24:11 ago (+1/-0)

I knew about the heart issues but describe marfan syndrome

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 02:28:27 ago (+1/-0)*

Look at the picture.

lol jk, there's way more to it than that picture can explain. This is what Grok has to say about it when I tell it to be concise:

Marfan Syndrome is a genetic disorder affecting connective tissue, caused by mutations in the FBN1 gene, which encodes fibrillin-1. It impacts multiple systems, primarily the skeletal, cardiovascular, and ocular systems.

Key Features:

Skeletal: Tall, slender build; long limbs, fingers, and toes (arachnodactyly); scoliosis; chest deformities (pectus excavatum/carinatum); joint hypermobility.
Cardiovascular: Aortic aneurysm or dissection (life-threatening); mitral valve prolapse.
Ocular: Lens dislocation (ectopia lentis); nearsightedness (myopia).
Other: Stretch marks, lung issues (e.g., pneumothorax), dural ectasia.

Diagnosis:

Based on Ghent criteria: Family history, genetic testing (FBN1 mutation), and clinical findings (e.g., aortic root dilation, ectopia lentis).
Imaging (echocardiogram, MRI) and eye exams aid diagnosis.

Treatment:

No cure: Management focuses on symptoms.
Cardiovascular: Beta-blockers, surgery for aortic aneurysms.
Skeletal/Ocular: Braces, corrective lenses, or surgery.
Lifestyle: Avoid high-impact sports to reduce aortic stress.

Prognosis:

With early diagnosis and management, life expectancy nears normal. Untreated aortic complications can be fatal.

Note:

Affects ~1 in 5,000 people. Genetic counseling is recommended. If you need specific details or suspect Marfan syndrome, consult a doctor or geneticist. Let me know for more!

[ - ] Storefront 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 14:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

Extra long hands with long fingers, very long limbs with knock knees, slim face with fish like eyes.

[ - ] Storefront 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 14:59:47 ago (+0/-0)

Also the ofc unusual height. Here's a medical image: https://www.happiesthealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Marfan-Syndrome.jpg

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 00:28:38 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks man

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 monthMay 4, 2025 06:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

AYO THE DOCTORS THOUGHT I HAD MARFANS WHEN I WAS A YUNG BOY

IT ENDED UP THAT I JES HAD A BIG DICK U HEARD

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 10:08:32 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, man. I wonder if the giants of egypt have this syndrome. Very likely

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 10:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

You have marfans

[ - ] Storefront 0 points 1 monthMay 4, 2025 14:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

Sigh.