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HelenHighwater invited me to dinner. I said sure!

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:17:50 ago (+12/-4)     (img.gvid.tv)

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[ - ] HelenHighwater 8 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:44:04 ago (+8/-0)

Wait that's not me! I have green eyes!

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 23:40:50 ago (+2/-0)

You were wearing colored contacts in this photo... And oh yeah, by the way... How you doing?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 20:35:55 ago (+0/-0)

comme-ci comme-ca

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 22:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

Things not going well?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthMay 7, 2025 20:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

Not my place to complain, really. Life is good. Just, you know, work. Companies change in the most manic ways, today.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 7 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:46:31 ago (+7/-0)

...the bad news is she's a cannibal.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:00:52 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 22:44:34 ago (+3/-0)

Hate to be the skunk at your party but excessive mammary size usually indicates lesser agility in a woman...I know this to be a fact given that I've had my share of "top heavy" dames...

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 monthMay 5, 2025 23:54:46 ago (+1/-0)


Neri drives a Suzuki sidekick jacked up 6” with mud tires and his Puerto Rican Flag hanging off the mirror.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think you like me.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:21:55 ago (+3/-0)

I’m for equal opportunity mockery!

Shalom

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, dude, at my age you don't want them to run away!

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 monthMay 7, 2025 00:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

That’s ok, I’ll take one for the team, Beeper.

Although this looks to be AI generated.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthMay 6, 2025 01:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

I like vaginas.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 04:16:32 ago (+0/-0)

not on the menu.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 20:52:34 ago (+0/-0)

in that case, I declare this menu to be utter bullshit.

Good day, Sir.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:22:30 ago (+1/-0)

I’d eat her bugs

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

All 6 inches?

That's a trooper!

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 21:41:58 ago (+0/-0)

I was gonna make a food joke cause there’s no food there.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMay 5, 2025 23:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

It's a man

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:02:20 ago (+0/-0)

If you think that then ... ever wondered why your "wife" didn't bear you kids? Go to specsavers!

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 monthMay 6, 2025 00:08:47 ago (+3/-0)

I was talking about Helen highwater but nice projection there since you are the childless fag married to a Filipino tranny