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Elderly man and his dog brutally killed in Florida's first BEAR attack
submitted by MeyerLansky to news 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 17:48:44 ago (+6/-0) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14683681/Florida-man-Robert-Markel-dog-killed-surprising-predator-alligator-filled-state.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 3 points 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 17:51:40 ago (+3/-0)

At that age, i think a lot of guys wouldn’t mind a death bear.

He kept all of his dignity and then some.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 18:04:39 ago (+1/-0)

He went out like...

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 hoursMay 6, 2025 18:43:17 ago (+0/-0)

Drive to survive is a lost art

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 3 hoursMay 6, 2025 18:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

It’s good karma too

Being eaten

[ - ] Love240 2 points 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 17:52:22 ago (+2/-0)

Everything after the question mark is not necessary.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14683681/Florida-man-Robert-Markel-dog-killed-surprising-predator-alligator-filled-state.html

[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 2 hoursMay 6, 2025 20:10:29 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, this is one of the few crimes we can't pin on the neighbourhood's nigger spawrning point. Let's hang one anyway.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 3 hoursMay 6, 2025 19:02:30 ago (+1/-0)

It’s not the bears fault, it was raised by a single mother…

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 hoursMay 6, 2025 18:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

Found together 200 yards apart

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 hourMay 6, 2025 21:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

Body parts mixed together with the remains of each carcass 200 meters apart ??

Bear didn't find them appealing way too much soy and kibble for it's liking.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1 hourMay 6, 2025 21:15:30 ago (+0/-0)

It wasn’t in Pasco or Polk county - therefore it wasn’t a meth or
cocaine-bear…

That being said- no one’s heard from @Conn77 lately….
I figured locked up in the pokey, but maybe the bears like crackers….