So a horse walks into a bar….. - Upgoat

So a horse walks into a bar…..
submitted by DARTH_VARIANT to Jokes 1 dayMay 7, 2025 19:28:42 ago (+9/-0) (Jokes)

Bartender says “hay”.

The horse said “you read my mind”…..

🥁🥁 crash cymbal……

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 20:15:43 ago (+2/-0)

... and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 21:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

Because it was sarah jessica parker?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 20:16:09 ago (+1/-0)

Then a young stallion approaches and says "She was so aggressive, I had to halt her"

The Bartender says "Stop being so controlling!"