What's the difference between a nigger and cancer? - Upgoat

What's the difference between a nigger and cancer?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 18 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:29:00 ago (+9/-1) (Jokes)

Cancer can get Jobs.

(old joke referencing Steve Jobs dying from pancreatic cancer)

Alternate punchline: I'd rather beat one than the other.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 13 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

Rope has been around for tens of thousands of years, but they still haven't found a cure for cancer.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 13 hoursMay 13, 2025 22:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

Amazing!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 12 hoursMay 13, 2025 23:25:21 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe I should have said, "they found the cure for niggers..."

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 17:54:42 ago (+2/-0)

Cancer hasn't fucked your mother?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:06:35 ago (+1/-2)

Silly Christcuck, you're thinking of the jew niggerfaggot grifter Heebus Christ. He used to take two nigger dicks in each hole at the same time.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

Like your mother?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:24:22 ago (+0/-1)*

^ Boomer Trumptard Christcuck traumatized by witnessing his mother get spitroasted by niggers, projects his repressed trauma onto others.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. Like your mother?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 17 hoursMay 13, 2025 18:30:01 ago (+0/-1)

No, your whore of a mother.