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Canadians in a nutshell

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 18:41:58 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mfe7ze.mp4



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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 6 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 18:54:11 ago (+6/-0)

She forgot to mention the French. Who are crazy. So it's like being crazy twice.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:05:36 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 3 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:11:09 ago (+3/-0)

In the 70's/80's Quebec city was the fucking coolest city in North America. We put Genesis, Peter Gabriel, even Iron Maiden on the map. Few others too can't think of oh yeah Gentle Giant was huge. Montreal was already a shithole.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:16:22 ago (+3/-0)*

To be fair, ALL cities were WAY better in the 70s and 80s than they are now. To varying degrees, of course.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:23:03 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah. So much cool back then pretty much everywhere. On rue St Jean main drag past the walls, the beginning of the end was when they opened a McDonalds though it was a crazy location with old walls and multilevel 3 story. Dare i say a cool McDo but still, it just felt wrong. This was in 83' pretty sure. Craziest st jean bonfires every year on plaines d'abraham park and the summer festival which to this day has some of the best acts yearly.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 hourMay 19, 2025 23:34:33 ago (+0/-0)

Iron Maiden? English.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 28 minutesMay 20, 2025 00:35:27 ago (+0/-0)

They are not even french, more like a derivative

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 hourMay 19, 2025 23:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

10/10 would.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 hourMay 19, 2025 23:21:24 ago (+1/-0)

Gaynadians. In all fairness, based on 85% of Americans getting the jab, 85% of Americans would also eat shit if the news medias and hollywood movies told them to.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 1 point 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:34:50 ago (+1/-0)

Idk something in the water? Maybe the long winters and too much time stuck inside watching tv and scrolling on the phone?
I feel bad for the sane Canadians. Must really suck. Even as an American you guys are our brothers to the North and it sucks to see it sink so far.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:09:03 ago (+1/-0)

Accurate. Canadian NPCs get their programming from the government propaganda wing CBC.

[ - ] meat 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:28:56 ago (+1/-0)

"Poo-tine"

If I were her father I would be beaming with pride at this line.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 13 minutesMay 20, 2025 00:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

And now you know why Wonko the Sane built his house the way he did.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 26 minutesMay 20, 2025 00:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

True but her teeth are so distracting

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 44 minutesMay 20, 2025 00:19:21 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you question yourself? If everyone else is a fucking moron, that's not your problem.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:08:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sex sex sex

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:32:22 ago (+1/-1)

She forgot the part where even the people that technically see thru the bullshit are still completely anti gun

[ - ] founder -3 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:09:36 ago (+2/-5)

shes not particularly attractive but i'd still hit it.

[ - ] Reunto 3 points 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:56:11 ago (+3/-0)

Normal body weight therefore automatic 8-9