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Canadians in a nutshell

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 14 hoursMay 19, 2025 18:41:58 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mfe7ze.mp4



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[ - ] founder -4 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:09:36 ago (+2/-6)

shes not particularly attractive but i'd still hit it.

[ - ] Reunto 8 points 9 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:56:11 ago (+8/-0)

Normal body weight therefore automatic 8-9

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 1 point 7 hoursMay 20, 2025 01:34:24 ago (+1/-0)

And white with no visible tattoos, that's a rare trinity these days.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 03:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

Allow me to correct you.
Being White slim young female automatically boosted her to 9/10

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 11 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:32:22 ago (+1/-1)

She forgot the part where even the people that technically see thru the bullshit are still completely anti gun

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 10 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:08:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sex sex sex

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:19:21 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you question yourself? If everyone else is a fucking moron, that's not your problem.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

True but her teeth are so distracting

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

And now you know why Wonko the Sane built his house the way he did.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 03:18:11 ago (+0/-0)

Well, fuck that. I will just go ahead and continue not being Canadian.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 hourMay 20, 2025 07:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

I was expecting a jeet.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 1 point 4 hoursMay 20, 2025 04:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

A broomer once told me that everything other than the CBC is propaganda...

They've been stoned since the '60s what do you expect...

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2 hoursMay 20, 2025 06:15:00 ago (+1/-0)

She could be describing Germany as well.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 2 points 11 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:34:50 ago (+2/-0)

Idk something in the water? Maybe the long winters and too much time stuck inside watching tv and scrolling on the phone?
I feel bad for the sane Canadians. Must really suck. Even as an American you guys are our brothers to the North and it sucks to see it sink so far.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 9 hoursMay 19, 2025 23:21:24 ago (+2/-0)

Gaynadians. In all fairness, based on 85% of Americans getting the jab, 85% of Americans would also eat shit if the news medias and hollywood movies told them to.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 6 hoursMay 20, 2025 02:38:05 ago (+0/-0)

That's kinda' funny, but remember when they got on the idiot box and proclaimed that aliens existed and had been to earth and nobody in America gave a fat rat's ass? Nobody was buying into their shit. Even if it were true, things were going so shit with the Eisen, I mean, Biden administration bilking trillions from our national wealth and health to play psyop with our values, the very fundamentals of decency. It was so degenerate in our land, we almost welcomed aliens, come what may.

PS Eisen got his good, good buddy Roberts to not take up election fraud cases.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 11 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:09:03 ago (+3/-0)

Accurate. Canadian NPCs get their programming from the government propaganda wing CBC.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 hoursMay 19, 2025 23:35:56 ago (+3/-0)

10/10 would.

[ - ] meat 4 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:28:56 ago (+4/-0)

"Poo-tine"

If I were her father I would be beaming with pride at this line.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 7 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 18:54:11 ago (+7/-0)

She forgot to mention the French. Who are crazy. So it's like being crazy twice.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 19:05:36 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 3 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:11:09 ago (+3/-0)

In the 70's/80's Quebec city was the fucking coolest city in North America. We put Genesis, Peter Gabriel, even Iron Maiden on the map. Few others too can't think of oh yeah Gentle Giant was huge. Montreal was already a shithole.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:16:22 ago (+5/-0)*

To be fair, ALL cities were WAY better in the 70s and 80s than they are now. To varying degrees, of course.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 1 point 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:23:03 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah. So much cool back then pretty much everywhere. On rue St Jean main drag past the walls, the beginning of the end was when they opened a McDonalds though it was a crazy location with old walls and multilevel 3 story. Dare i say a cool McDo but still, it just felt wrong. This was in 83' pretty sure. Craziest st jean bonfires every year on plaines d'abraham park and the summer festival which to this day has some of the best acts yearly.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 hoursMay 19, 2025 23:34:33 ago (+0/-0)

Iron Maiden? English.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 1 point 1 hourMay 20, 2025 07:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

Iron Maiden's humble beginnings in popularity in North America started w Quebec City. Language in music typically had nothing to do with one's popularity. Genesis first show in North America was at University in Quebec City. But yeah real maniacs of UK prog rock and then the metal scene. Everyone wore black leather with Iron Maiden logos.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:35:27 ago (+0/-0)

They are not even french, more like a derivative

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 34 minutesMay 20, 2025 08:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

"I'LL FIGHT YOU!!!" all of Quebec.