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submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 20 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:48:06 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 13 points 20 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:17:12 ago (+13/-0)

The Vikings also had corn row hair and all that shit.

[ - ] prototype 11 points 19 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:47:44 ago (+11/-0)

The Vikings also had corn row hair and all that shit.

Basically "vikings were duh real niggas, sheeeeeeeiiit."

[ - ] registered_bot 4 points 15 hoursMay 21, 2025 00:16:56 ago (+4/-0)

Raping and pillaging and shit niggaaaa

Also had the best combs to keep that weave poppin!

[ - ] Autismo 1 point 19 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:42:02 ago (+1/-0)

The Vikings, known for their brutal raids and fierce warrior culture, held many beliefs tied to strength and virility. Among the more obscure and unsettling traditions was a dish known as hrafnsteik (literally “raven steak”), a delicacy said to grant virility and dominance in battle.

After raiding a village, Viking warriors would sometimes harvest the testicles of fallen male enemies. These organs, believed to contain the essence of manhood and warrior spirit, were cleaned, skewered on iron spits, and roasted over an open flame. To enhance the flavor, they would mix the grilled testicles with wild herbs, sea salt, crushed pepperberries, and churned goat butter. Sometimes a splash of mead or fermented fish brine was added to the pan for “authentic flavor.”

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 8 points 16 hoursMay 20, 2025 23:30:30 ago (+8/-0)

THAT A LIE WHITE PEOPLE DONT SEASON THEY FOOD

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 14 hoursMay 21, 2025 00:44:17 ago (+5/-0)

Got em

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 14 hoursMay 21, 2025 01:02:12 ago (+2/-0)

If enhanced flavour was their goal, churned goat butter was the wrong choice

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 7 hoursMay 21, 2025 07:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

I don't believe this to be true. A cursory search comes up with nothing. I find it difficult to believe b/c while other cultures routinely engage in cannibalism, even in modern day, you only ever hear of Whites participating in extreme circumstances and sometimes even then they will choose death over eating a person.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 08:49:21 ago (+2/-0)

There was that movie about a soccer team in a plane crash. They had wine and chocolate, and were very very conflicted about eating one of the dead players.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 09:00:02 ago (+1/-0)

Yes I believe the movie is Alive from 1993 about the rugby crash in the 70s. I recall reading that many of the crash victims opted not to partake in cannibalism instead choosing death. I can think of an example of sailors stranded resorting to cannibalism and the Donner party and that's about it for Whites.

Meanwhile I finally read Robinson Crusoe which talks about nigs eating people as a well-known fact in the 1700s when written and I've also seen recent videos of a nig in Africa standing around in town chewing on a human leg.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 19 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:57:10 ago (+2/-1)

Loki may hold the record for most vicious but upgoat holds the record for the longest flyting.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 8 points 19 hoursMay 20, 2025 20:08:09 ago (+8/-0)

We wuz niggas!!

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 18 hoursMay 20, 2025 20:46:56 ago (+2/-0)

Not true, the electric jew told me that niggers invented rap when they were building America. Sure, their entire history is mud shelters and cannibalism, but once they met White people they started inventing and doing everything.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 18 hoursMay 20, 2025 20:47:26 ago (+1/-0)

Shiloh approved

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 18 hoursMay 20, 2025 21:17:05 ago (+2/-0)

I’d like to lick all the hair off of her with my Viking tongue.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 16 hoursMay 20, 2025 22:49:26 ago (+4/-1)

Soooooo... Vikings are the original niggers, And modern day niggers are now the contemporary vikings? How incredibly odd!

@Master_Foo... Muh Nigger!

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 16 hoursMay 20, 2025 23:14:41 ago (+2/-3)

Christ-Cuck Logic: Niggers appropriating White culture means Whites are Niggers.

OK, by that logic, Jesus was a Nigger because some Niggers became Christians.

This is why you will be thrown in the oven with the Jews on the day of the axe.

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 10 hoursMay 21, 2025 05:34:44 ago (+3/-0)

… n’ sheeit

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 16 hoursMay 20, 2025 23:06:11 ago (+2/-0)

Rap battles aren't even original to niggers.

Entropy is certainly the nigger's strong suit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 16 hoursMay 20, 2025 23:29:45 ago (+1/-0)

AYO WHAT THEY DRIP LOOK LIKE THO

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 15 hoursMay 21, 2025 00:16:48 ago (+3/-0)

Niggers always stealing from White culture.
We should bring back flyting in tlol chat, we already have the insult bit down pat.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 14 hoursMay 21, 2025 00:43:10 ago (+2/-0)

Wuz

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 12 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

Even the Gauchos in the Pampa had some sort of rap called "payada".

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 10 hoursMay 21, 2025 05:17:44 ago (+1/-0)

10/10 would

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 08:47:07 ago (+1/-0)

Eh, I still don't like it. Can't spell crap without rap. I'm a metal head until I die so I'm of course very heavily biased.