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"Body language"- real thing or bullshit pseudoscience?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 08:15:26 ago (+3/-0)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

I have always considered it horseshit, on par with astrology or having your palm lines read. The corporate world, however, has embraced it to the point I'm sitting here taking a mandatory learning module on it. Fags.


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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:33:41 ago (+5/-0)

It is real, but it is never going to be 100% accurate.

Watch 20 Police body-cam videos of interactions with felony traffic stops. You can pick up on their nervousness, intentions to resist, and even fight the Officers all by their body language.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:47:29 ago (+1/-1)

I can tell when a dogs gonna bite me too.
Its hardly a science.

But "everyone knows" so its a great alibi for unprovoked violence.

Lots of fun, til your on the other end.
LEO once told me if I raised my hands above my waist he would consider it assault and respond accordingly.
I'm white, I speak whiteman, they know what they're doing.

[ - ] Bassman9000 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:48:59 ago (+3/-0)

Body language speaks directly to the sub conscious. It's almost hidden.

Those that understand it use it as a tool.

Once you master it, you notice it in almost every interaction.

Starts to make human interaction inauthentic in the long run in my experience.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 15:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

Starts to make human interaction inauthentic

I usually tune out after I find the dead eyes and forced face.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:37:59 ago (+3/-0)

It's real but it's not a science. People are too varied and awkward for it to be 100% correct, but it's not something that should be outright ignored. Poker players know how important body language is and how it can be manipulated, for example.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:28:36 ago (+3/-0)

total bullshit.

Teacher told me once she knew I was lying because I looked at my feet.
I wasn't lying.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 11:26:28 ago (+1/-1)

Pack it up, boys! Sample size of one over here negating the whole topic.

Kosher, Pecker and Bassman get it.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 13:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

She was lying or retarded. No one tells you your "tell".

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:19:18 ago (+3/-0)

It's very real.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:13:31 ago (+3/-0)

Girls flicking their hair means they want the D

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 08:48:25 ago (+2/-0)

There are certain basic aspects that can be helpful such as crossed arms indicating holding something in or spread legs meaning openness but you don’t need a course to teach you that.

I have much more faith in statement analysis and find that fascinating.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:29:17 ago (+2/-0)

What if I'm always holding something in?

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 11:28:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 11:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

it is real but some take it to the psuedo science extreme. Like we have proper science on subtle indicators and the accuracy( like folded arms = x but if cold folded arms don't mean x).

Like at the bar a girl approached me and said hi and I just could tell she was a hoe so I politely said hi back without thinking and without thinking I ignored her and walked to the bar passed her like she didn't exist beyond scenery. That is body language communication of non interest. I didn't even consciously do it I had a thought and kept my thought when she said hi and disregarded her unconsciously in order to maintain my conscious train of thought and didn't realize what I had done till after ( bad habit towards white whores who need more mercy for moralization to recover for the good of the white race)

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 09:39:53 ago (+1/-0)

Microexpressions are very real.

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 12:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

When talking to someonewhilst standing, check where their feet are pointing, towards you? Friendly, sincere.

That's about it.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 weeksMay 22, 2025 11:12:29 ago (+0/-0)

Real. People respond to it.