Leisurely stroll across Italian hillside turns into marathon! - Upgoat

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You called your daughter a whore.

You are obviously getting some sexual thrill out of insinuating everybody who mentions your daughter is attracted to her.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:25:44 ago (+1/-1)

Pedophile copes.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:39:44 ago (+2/-1)

Projection. The one goat on this site who everyone knows is the worst parent with the most neglectful, unwholesome, alcoholic home constantly spontaneously brings up pedophilia. Its almost like its always on your mind. 🤔

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[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:57:53 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone tell Etna she should have paid her carbon taxes if she wanted to do that? /s

[ - ] Love240 3 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 17:54:42 ago (+3/-0)

Neat!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:18:02 ago (+1/-0)

The retards climbing the hill to get a better picture = KYS. There are huge ROCKS mixed in with the ash.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:00:36 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing to worry about. Just a potential pyroclastic flow that would have diners sending you back as overcooked, and chunks of hardened lava dropping out of the sky.

Poked lava with a stick on a Hawaii beach one time. Every few minutes a small wave would crash over and turn it all black. Then over the next 30 seconds bright orange cracks would appear until it was all orange and oozing down the beach again. Recommended.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:11:22 ago (+2/-0)

There are clearly some lolligaggers (sp?) in those videos trying to get footage with their phones instead of running! I would be running.

Playing with lava in Hawaii does sound cool!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:35:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, if you're really in danger you don't have time to run.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:41:09 ago (+2/-0)

I’ll run until the lava overtakes me, thanks very much.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 dayJun 2, 2025 22:52:53 ago (+0/-0)

You're welcome very much. I'm just saying that if you run across the street when there's a car five miles away, the running didn't save you the distance did. The only danger those people were in was from tripping on a rock.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 3, 2025 06:55:36 ago (+0/-0)

To my mind, the further I can get from an exploding mountain, the better off I am. I dont like to fuck around. I think like an actuary— I avoid risk.

I'm just saying that if you run across the street when there's a car five miles away, the running didn't save you the distance did.

You never know if a car will come tearing down the road, even when you expect it to be 5 miles away. They tend to show up randomly and usually in the road. Im hardly any worse of for running.

Some of these people got the best work out theyve had in years.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 20:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

I described how the lava was flowing in the ditch and beside this cool beach park with palm trees. How a 15 foot wide flow turned from the main flow dropping 20 feet into the ocean, and how it was slowly flowing just above the waterline with 150 people watching in total silence under the full moon, everyone and everything in the orange glow.

Segued to having to wash the dirt out of my selfmade 'red dirt tee shirt' at the airport in a janitors closet because 'dirt smuggler', but they didn't find the seeds I also had. 🌱

Then I pressed Post and it was all deleted as I was logged out.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 20:33:32 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, Im sorry. It sounds like it would have been a lovely comment. It had everything— lava, weed, airports. Not sure exactly what a red dirt t shirt is.

Sometimes I lose a big comment like that and I literally scream. The dog usually leaves the room at that point. Sometimes goes under the bed.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 dayJun 2, 2025 22:13:39 ago (+1/-0)

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That's a red dirt tee shirt. Nice one too. Handmade. Most of them are just a generic reddish color with no variation.

No weed though. It was a very cool flowering plant with thin wide leaves from the base around 5 feet tall.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 3, 2025 07:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

Oh I see. I now know what a red dirt shirt is. The iron in the soil dyes the shirt. Huh.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 dayJun 3, 2025 10:37:48 ago (+0/-0)

they must have had you scrubbing for awhile

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 22 hoursJun 3, 2025 23:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

10 minutes. It was the couple pounds of dirt the shirt was packed in they wanted to keep.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 dayJun 3, 2025 06:35:06 ago (+0/-0)

just as with that mexican ship coming in and hitting the bridge and people just standing there. No survival instinct.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1 dayJun 2, 2025 22:09:17 ago (+0/-0)

They learned nothing from Pompeii. Nothing at all.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:29:55 ago (+2/-2)

All those nigger loving boomers running their fat asses away from God's retribution

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:34:37 ago (+2/-1)

You just proved youre a kike again.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:44:53 ago (+1/-1)

Awww you miss those nigger dicks

I love that you're just stalking me now. I guess since your eggs are withered making you purposeless you have a lot of time on your hands.

I'm not interested though. You're an old dried up gash that has fucked niggers. The lowest of the low.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 20:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

Awww you miss those nigger dicks

Youre confusing me with your mom.

I love that you're just stalking me now.

Its my post. You literally came onto my post and adressed me.

I'm not interested though. You're an old dried up gash that has fucked niggers. The lowest of the low.

Nope, sorry jew. Thats just your family.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:00:21 ago (+2/-2)

Heil Vulcan! o/

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:01:32 ago (+2/-0)

Yahweh was also a volcano god.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:04:45 ago (+2/-0)

It's just "Mother Nature" lending a helping hand.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:09:40 ago (+3/-2)

Name one volcano in the Levant that the Jews could associate strongly enough with to create a Jungian Archtype associated with it.
There is none.

The only thing Jews understand is slavery.
They don't worry about volcanoes, they worry about their master getting angry.
That's why they invented an overbearing, jealous, oppressive God.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:38:21 ago (+2/-0)

Theres a couple in NW Arabia which have erupted in the right time frame to inspire Exodus accounts.

The only thing Jews understand is slavery. They don't worry about volcanoes, they worry about their master getting angry.

Not the same people.

That's why they invented an overbearing, jealous, oppressive God.

He didn’t really get jealous until the rule of King Josiah. Early traditions of this god were not in a monotheist context.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:51:55 ago (+1/-2)

NW Arabia

Go on...
Oh, wait, that's as specific as you are going to get because any further details will reveal that it has nothing to do with any events in the Bible.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 2, 2025 18:57:15 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah I read a couple articles on it months ago. I don’t remember the names of the volcanos. Feel free to look it up your self if you are curious I aint your nigger.

any further details will reveal that it has nothing to do with any events in the Bible.

Why wouldn’t it? Bible stories are drawn from the oral myths told by local tribes. Yahweh is believed to have been worshipped in Arabia well before “jewish” monotheism. My guess is youve never done any research on how or by whom the bible was written.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 daysJun 2, 2025 19:26:12 ago (+1/-2)

I'm familiar enough about volcanoes to know that there aren't any of significance in the Levant.

Bible stories are drawn from the oral myths told by local tribes

Sorry, oral tradition isn't going to be preserved from as far back as the holocene unless it is reinforced.
The Jewish-God is a relatively new God.
Anything previous has been overwritten by traditions of being the Middle East's piss-boy.

The Jews have no volcano gods because the Egyptian Pharohs and Babylonian God Kings were far more pressing issue to deal with.
So, the Jews had to invent a God that instilled values in the Jews that made them good slaves that can survive slavery.

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