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In this week's wrestlemania, are you rooting for The Elontaker or Don "The Tower" Trump?

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to whatever 1 dayJun 6, 2025 00:16:31 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Elon with his harem of wives, his electric car empire built on government subsidies, and his space company that can't reproduce the results of NASA missions from decades ago despite billions of dollars?
Or Trump the serial monogamist who built an empire on gambling, resorts, and media, ran the most theatrical Presidency since at least Reagan, and survived multiple staged assassination attempts?


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[ - ] con77 0 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 11:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

Musk launched the heaviest rocket ever to reach orbit

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 16 hoursJun 6, 2025 15:34:30 ago (+0/-0)

did u mean 'polygamist'??

[ - ] Conspirologist 2 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 00:28:42 ago (+4/-2)

Highly likely this is happening for some reason. Maybe this way they are trying to lure Democrats to vote for the release of Epstein files.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 6, 2025 00:53:25 ago (+3/-2)

If by "lure Democrats" you mean within the context of the script, sure.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 dayJun 6, 2025 01:15:07 ago (+2/-1)

So you're saying it's 6D chess now? I think you might be giving them too much credit. But to be honest I want this to be true

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 1 dayJun 6, 2025 01:33:07 ago (+3/-2)

Well, they are both well known trolls. If Trump is not blackmailed by Epstein files, it makes sense.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 1 dayJun 6, 2025 02:06:31 ago (+3/-2)

Fucking tard you are Gormo, please fuck off and die, KIKE SCUM, that's one of your awesome lines dickhead.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 11:55:04 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe Epstein has nothing on trump. But Ill bet trump has financial backers and political allies that are exposed in those files.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 11:53:06 ago (+0/-0)

I wish this was 27D chess. But its not.

[ - ] Master_B 2 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 07:24:48 ago (+2/-0)

Option 3; the jews.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 07:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

Conservative!

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 11:31:57 ago (+0/-0)

Oof, that is the hardest hit you've ever landed on me.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 11:52:24 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Love240 3 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 04:27:24 ago (+4/-1)

I don't think the things on the screen are real but I figured that choice was meant to be taken sarcastically, plus it had fuck you, so that's what I voted.

[ - ] paul_neri 5 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 06:45:14 ago (+5/-0)

I had to pass (Option 3) because I could not make an informed choice. Sorry.

[ - ] Trope 11 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 00:39:56 ago (+11/-0)

Elon gets a black eye and now, a week later: This?

[ - ] germ22 7 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 00:41:58 ago (+7/-0)

So i'm not the only one who thought about that

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 1 dayJun 6, 2025 05:11:07 ago (+7/-0)

enjoy the show!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 16 hoursJun 6, 2025 15:34:57 ago (+0/-0)

Blump even mentioned it. 'I offered him some makeup'.