Step up kings, the goth alarm is sounding - Upgoat

I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, I just can't stand that solo. The rest of the song is fine, but that solo (trio) is terrible. Repeative, too long, too aggressive. Maybe it's because of overexposure, but it's really hard for me to listen to it.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 18 hoursJun 6, 2025 23:15:38 ago (+2/-0)

Bro, the whole progression, all the way to the crescendo and then the finally? Really, you don’t like that? Damn, to me it is one of the best ever done.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 17 hoursJun 7, 2025 00:08:57 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, I know it's a hot take. I've probably just heard the song way, way too many times. It's nothing against Skynyrd though, they did more in the short time they were making music than bands like Aerosmith did in the last four decades. It's an iconic song, it defined the band prophetically, I can appreciate it. I just can't listen to it.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 16 hoursJun 7, 2025 01:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fair enough. I’ve seen LS three times live. I detest Aerosmith with everything in me. I like almost every song LS has ever done. All the old original stuff, I don’t know about any of the new fake band stuff from the last 40 years, just the old stuff.

[ + ] ItsBacon

[ - ] ItsBacon 0 points 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:48:26 ago (+0/-0)

Always makes me remember that whore Jenny didn't jump.

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:23:19 ago (+6/-0)

piercings are removable.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:44:55 ago (+6/-0)

As are heads.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:33:44 ago (+2/-0)

As are foreskins.

Its 9PM do you know where your foreskin is?

I know where mine is.

[ + ] hylo

[ - ] hylo 1 point 11 hoursJun 7, 2025 06:36:14 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah they don't like it very much when you remind them of the jew cattle branding.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 1 point 17 hoursJun 7, 2025 00:50:17 ago (+1/-0)*

As are heads.

The dictator no one wants, but the one a whole lot of people need.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 16 hoursJun 7, 2025 01:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

*Overly dramatic bow

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 1 point 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:32:17 ago (+1/-0)

*Overly dramatic bow

Your PR manager says no more bows from here on out. Dictator's only give stern head nods.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:38:54 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks.

*Stoic nod

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:57:01 ago (+5/-0)*

Stretched out earlobe holes are another issue that would have to be dealt with. I'm not sure they could be corrected without noticeable scarring.

It's a shame really. She could have easily been an all natural beauty, or even smoking hot with minimal makeup.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 21:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

The crazy eyes aren't. Not unless you're super motivated at least.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:53:45 ago (+5/-0)

TIL that there is a HelenaFreeZone at Upgoat that was created 4 months ago(why did no one tell me!) and that not even Helena is banned from it.

Kinda disappointed to be honest.......because that means it's a lie. On a positive note, we can hear her wail.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 4 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 21:35:32 ago (+4/-0)

I didn't make the sub, I just found it.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 21:58:06 ago (+4/-0)

I had to go look again and then........then I found this treasure-

Need a place that UpGoats saltiest barren mouthy cunt PostWallHelena isn't welcome?

Ooooooooooo boy, someones a little bitter lol!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 21:50:46 ago (+4/-0)

I'd hit that

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 20 hoursJun 6, 2025 21:12:21 ago (+4/-0)

What a sweet young lady.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:53:52 ago (+3/-0)

My alarm definitely was sounding.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 3 points 21 hoursJun 6, 2025 20:37:47 ago (+3/-0)

I was kinda sleepy…….., thanks bitch

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:30:33 ago (+2/-0)

Did she accidentally shave off most of one eyebrow and then draw it back on?

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 14 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:47:40 ago (+3/-0)

My one sister accidentally shaved her eyebrows down to low, so she had to marker them in like a spic. Too funny.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 19 hoursJun 6, 2025 22:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

Nose ringed women have issues.

[ + ] PuddinTame

[ - ] PuddinTame 3 points 18 hoursJun 6, 2025 23:56:11 ago (+3/-0)

All bitches have issues...just a question of how many and to what degree.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1 hourJun 7, 2025 16:06:09 ago (+0/-0)

She had me at I'll shit in your bed

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 08:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

I know a stupid little bitch who looks exactly like that

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 9 hoursJun 7, 2025 08:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

I'd fuck her

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah if only to shut her up

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 14 hoursJun 7, 2025 03:32:56 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't know Dangus was a chick with his "WAKEY WAKEY CAGIES."

Dangus doxxed.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:32:20 ago (+0/-0)

top lip

fetal alcohol syndrome

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Ehhhhh Ehhhhh Ehhhhhh [alarm sound]

[ - ] hylo 0 points 15 hoursJun 7, 2025 02:12:14 ago (+0/-0)

How annoying.

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