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Little Johnny jokes are the best.

submitted by Panic to Jokes 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:26:28 ago (+15/-2)     (Jokes)

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks
the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael?"
Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!
Teacher: "What about you Peter? How would you say it?"
Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper."


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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:28:56 ago (+3/-0)

Upgoat worthy!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:39:51 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 12 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Yes,it is!!

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 11 hoursJun 7, 2025 15:37:47 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed, that is better!

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 10 hoursJun 7, 2025 16:44:48 ago (+1/-0)

Little Johnny was watching the street crew re-pave the road. Suddenly, grandma says "ooooh, a quarter". She runs out into the street and a paver drives up and squishes grandma flat.
Little Johnny laughed and laughed, he knew it wasn't a quarter, only a nickel.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 20:26:00 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds more like Little Moshe.