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I am celebrating Father's Day for the first time in 18 years and I don't know what I want to do.

submitted by scoopadoop to Dads 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 15:38:53 ago (+3/-0)     (Dads)

I have not celebrated Father's Day since my father died 18 years ago. Now I am a dad and I don't remember what we used to do. I don't know what I want to do. What did you guys do your first Father's Day?


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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 15:44:54 ago (+1/-0)

I suggest make another kid..
Unless you’re a nigger

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 15:54:11 ago (+1/-0)

Relax.

Have a few libations, dedicate one to your departed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 hoursJun 7, 2025 19:27:43 ago (+1/-0)

stay drunk and watch Youtube videos

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 17:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

I don't believe in 'holidays', but you could grill, go fishing, or build a sandbox if your child is new. Mine is being tortured in some Navy SERE course at the moment.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 4 hoursJun 7, 2025 19:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

Go to church, do a family friendly thing like visiting a local park or kids petting zoo. Come home, the kid can take a nap while you mow the lawn or fix shit. Then grill out for dinner, then bang your wife and call it a day.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 hoursJun 7, 2025 19:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

Get a vasectomy.