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All my kids but one are already here gitn on muh nerves. lol

We're having a big ole BBQ tonight.

Thank you.

My boy bought me 3 double-shoulders for our leather working hobby.

I'm at work.

I got a mug that says #1 dad. Does that mean I'm cucking #2 dad?

One should only wish a “Happy Father’s Day” to one’s own father, grandfather or great grandfather.

Celebrating a fake and gay holiday with random niggers smells like fried bananas.

If you have kids, you did a good job.

If your kids love you, you did a great job!

If your ancestors celebrate your life after you have passed away, you are a legend.

Any nigger can fuck an ugly kike, drop a squid on the floor, then receive a lifetime welfare reward.


Today, I remember my father and grandfather.

My Mom’s Dad served in the third reich.

Never met my Dad’s family…


EDIT: my kids say they love me…., I think they like my boat more.

Patting yourself in the back eh?

I’m glad this dumb crap is on Sunday so my work isn’t interrupted.