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Alligator climbs over a fence

submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 1 dayJun 17, 2025 15:05:42 ago (+45/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/xeub4g.mp4



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[ - ] glooper 9 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 17:04:45 ago (+9/-0)

Card carrying dinosaur. Been on the planet for about 90 million years...

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 8 points 23 hoursJun 17, 2025 18:24:27 ago (+8/-0)

"I outlived a space rock, fuck this HOA fence."

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 19 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:12:30 ago (+3/-0)

6 million jews were gassed in ww2 and they kidnapped evil nazi scientists to go to space.

Same bullshit.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 21 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:57:17 ago (+2/-0)

I grew up around a park with swamps. I remeber poking a big one in the head with a stick. Then it opened its mouth so wide cause it was probably annoyed so I poked its big pink tongue

[ - ] Trope 4 points 19 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:22:00 ago (+4/-0)

SEE YA LATER, CROCODILE

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 15:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

What a cutie.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 16:02:35 ago (+2/-0)

d'awwww

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 dayJun 17, 2025 16:02:24 ago (+2/-0)

Not much of a fence. I could just step over that.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 8 points 21 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:57:35 ago (+8/-0)

But it would be easier if you had a gate or something to allow egress.
Did you see that?
I said "gate or".

[ - ] dulcima [op] 5 points 20 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:39:14 ago (+5/-0)

😬

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 21 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:32:39 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 21 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:00:48 ago (+2/-0)

No they can’t you stupid bitch. I’m jk I love you honey buns. Isn’t it funny that they’ve been around forever and we showed up and we could just fuck them for fun. I mean fuck them up. I mean we could fuck them too. You know what i mean? Do alligators make you horny you weird fuckhead? Kinda unfair they got like a hundred million years on us yet they still don’t have cups.

[ - ] registered_bot 2 points 19 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:40:13 ago (+2/-0)

Such a good boy.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 19 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

Ida shot that nigger. Coulda broke muh fence!

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 14 hoursJun 18, 2025 03:21:20 ago (+1/-0)

That's a gator raid! Check his purse!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 06:18:39 ago (+1/-0)

Watched a few times and still am not sure how it did that. Its left hind leg must have caught that upper bar at some point, you just can't see it.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 17 hoursJun 18, 2025 01:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

Give him some gator stairs

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 06:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

You mean he needs some gator-aide. 🤣🤣🤣 Ill see myself out.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 07:14:15 ago (+0/-0)

Such graceful, majestic creatures.