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If BushCuck and Dangus were locked in a freight container for 24 hours...
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:06:18 ago (+15/-0) (whatever)

what would be the outcome? SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.

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[ - ] texasblood 16 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:23:03 ago (+16/-0)

They both get pregnant

[ - ] dassar 0 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

'Coom incoming'.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:08:53 ago (+10/-1)

Bushchuck would live off dangus’ salty tears until help arrived.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:28:46 ago (+3/-2)

Lamest response yet 👎🏻

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 9 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:25:47 ago (+3/-2)

Lamer than your dad’s response when your mom told him she was pregnant? 🏃🏿‍♂️

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:45:13 ago (+0/-1)

There's them postwalldaddyissues. What was your dad's response when you were born a deformed freak?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

"Moooom! Why did you fuck an inbred retard?"

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 7 points 9 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:59:59 ago (+7/-0)

Irrelevant; the un-metabolized meth oozing out of BushCuck's pores would kill Dangus via proximity overdose.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:36:20 ago (+7/-0)

...with no alcohol and no weed

that container wouldnt stand a chance.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:30:04 ago (+2/-0)

'Rust and paint chips is a hell of a drug'.

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:19:34 ago (+6/-0)

Let's find out. FOR SCIENCE!!

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

Gotta trust the science my lord!

[ - ] GreatSatan 5 points 9 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:19:48 ago (+5/-0)

The end result would be AIDS

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:32:19 ago (+5/-0)

Would they be like all those israeli dudes in the butt fucker bunkers?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 22:04:49 ago (+3/-0)

A lot of assfucking no doubt.

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 21:51:22 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:55:49 ago (+3/-0)

Somebody's getting pregnant.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:38:44 ago (+3/-0)

Bushchuck will probably die from the putrid stench of dangus' numerous fat folds, assuming someone can even forklift that lardass pedo kikefag through the door.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:27:55 ago (+2/-0)

Bush cuck would whine himself into a cuckold singularity, which would later prove to be the "zero point energy" commonly referenced by tinfoils and schizos.

I would go on to sell this to the highest bidder and have his bingo card etched into Mt Rushmore, mostly as a cautionary tale.

[ - ] scuffed 2 points 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:11:08 ago (+2/-0)

Total nigger death.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 20:03:32 ago (+1/-0)

@BushCuck and @big_fat_dangus would both die, and all the gays in the world would turn to dust the same way all vampires turn to dust when their vampire sire is killed.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 10 hoursJun 17, 2025 19:37:38 ago (+1/-0)

You had me at hello.

- Oh, sorry. It would sink to the bottom of the ocean.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 27 minutesJun 18, 2025 05:54:30 ago (+0/-0)

They'd have expanded anuses.