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A *very* rare patrollin'

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 08:56:33 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3opn68.mp4



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[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:43:08 ago (+2/-0)

What a stinker! I love it.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't know that life of getting a bad present.

My sister has overheard doozies at the gift wrapping table at the mall though. Top 2 mind blowers were

1) some woman complaining how the husband bought hera dishwasher


2) woman complaining husband bought her a trash compactor

They wanted jewelry??? What the fuck are you going to do with jewelry?? They just gave you the gift of time and compacting trash!!!!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:04:49 ago (+4/-0)

I once overheard a roastie at work lamenting that "all" her husband's parents had ever given them was a lake house.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:36:05 ago (+3/-0)

Time they get to ultimately pay for. Dishwashers aren't cheap to run so he's paying coming and going. Give her a ring she has to take off while doing the dishes.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:42:50 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad they always want a ring that costs more than all the dishwashers of and entire lifetime.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Correction.

They were gifted a hiding place for the dirty dishes and compacting trash.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 4 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Time really is the best gift anyone can give you. Well said.