Sol Posting: Sun Your Balls - Upgoat

Sol Posting: Sun Your Balls
submitted by SilentByAssociation to Health 1 dayJun 19, 2025 09:53:02 ago (+12/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/ilofd7.mp4

Sun Your Balls
If you can’t sun your balls, are you really free?
A deceptively simple yet powerful practice that seems to go against everything we have been told!
Those of you who have known me a while would have seen this before, it’s time for a reminder.
The health benefits of the sun should not be restricted to just your regular body. In fact, I think it’s even MORE important for our centrally located, hormonal production centres.
More blood flow, more energy, more testosterone, more health!
Try it out, and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.

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[ - ] letsgetit 3 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 16:00:32 ago (+3/-0)

It's been shown in medical studies to improve fertility in older women. Get that sun on nether regions

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1 dayJun 19, 2025 16:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

Wonder if it does anything for the female libido...

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 0 points 22 hoursJun 19, 2025 18:10:17 ago (+0/-0)

Women don't have balls...

Also, sunning your balls is how you end up on a list and unable to visit the park or live near a school.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 12:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

Stoke bruh!

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 09:58:18 ago (+0/-1)

You don't already Sun your balls?

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 10:14:28 ago (+2/-0)*

Recently, no. But the vision house has the perfect spot for ball sunning. Speaking of which, it was on the market for nearly two years and recently taken off. Not a single offer during that time. In the next 12 months I'm probably going to offer the owner some cash and buy it from him subject to his existing mortgage (a loan from the early 2020s, likely in the ~3% range).

[ + ] BushChuck5002

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 10:16:02 ago (+1/-1)

Nice. I use a mandala reflecting pool, stocked with virgin Koi, to get the underside of my sack nice and tanned.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 11:02:45 ago (+2/-0)

Based and redpilled

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 dayJun 19, 2025 14:00:05 ago (+2/-0)

This might be your least believable and most retarded attempt at a brag yet.

[ + ] BushChuck5002

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 6 hoursJun 20, 2025 09:55:45 ago (+0/-1)

jesus wept, you are a fucking retard, eh?