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I bought a lottery ticket yesterday, which I rarely do. I won $500 buckarinos! I will use this money to help spread awareness about the jewish problem.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:05:50 ago (+10/-0)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:36:45 ago (+3/-0)

Pay your bills, buy some ice cream & relax.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 hourJun 19, 2025 17:34:15 ago (+1/-0)

Print fake coupons for a "Free Popeye's 16 piece Family Meal".
Buy a mailing list of blacks in your gayborhood.
Buy stamps.
Send coupons.
$500 can probably get a Popeye's burnt down.

[ - ] SavageJohn 1 point 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:39:22 ago (+1/-0)

$500 ? I assume that was a scratcher ticket? I have been hearing those referred to as Lottery tickets but back in my day we separated the number drawing ones as Lotto, and scratchers as... well scratchers.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:41:44 ago (+2/-0)

Scratch-off

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

So, does that mean you’re just going buy beer and sit behind your keyboard and fight the good fight?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 15:13:10 ago (+0/-0)

No. You would be amazed at how people respond to messages about jews on thtickers, etc.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 25 minutesJun 19, 2025 18:16:25 ago (+0/-0)

What kind of beer are you buying?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 22 minutesJun 19, 2025 18:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not drinking right now, so none. lol