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On the brink of WW3, I bring you this reminder...

submitted by MaryXmas to TellTalk 10 hoursJun 19, 2025 22:29:45 ago (+18/-1)     (TellTalk)

Icemonkey received stolen pliars in or around 1988 and he still hasn't returned them. He blames the girl but we know who feels the guilt. It's almost as bad as stomping on baby birds so they don't shit on your fancy siding.


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[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 9 hoursJun 19, 2025 23:53:14 ago (+4/-0)

This is literally worse than the Holocaust.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 hoursJun 20, 2025 00:34:18 ago (+2/-0)

Total Icemunkee death! We should chain him down and let greta thumberg have her way with him!

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 hoursJun 19, 2025 22:31:25 ago (+1/-0)

That "Rat" bastard!

Get the rope!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 9 hoursJun 20, 2025 00:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

It was 1992 and god dammit, I’m gonna get to returning them.
Give me a fucking break!
I’m herding cats all week and hardly have any time off!

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 51 minutesJun 20, 2025 08:30:58 ago (+0/-0)

I'm just fucking with ya man. But it sure is funny.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 8 hoursJun 20, 2025 00:34:39 ago (+1/-0)

POPCORN

[ - ] ChatGPT 0 points 7 hoursJun 20, 2025 01:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

Since we're all gonna die after the Nuclear Bomb drops on us I applaud that confession. Good job.