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How big is Michelle Obama's penis

submitted by anon to askanon 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:42:20 ago (+8/-2)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 5188469 2 points 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 12:42:44 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly it could probably be extrapolated from the two videos of Big Mike when his penis flops inside his pants. The video when he's dancing on that dyke's show is pretty telling. Given that flesh has a pretty constant density and weight, and knowing Big Mike's height, you could tell just how far his penis protruded. Then, you could take a basic measure of the elasticity of whatever undergarment he would wear (if any) and apply it against the math for the movement of the penis. Then you'd get a basic mass. Math that through a basic penis shape and you should have a pretty clear definition of size.

All that said, I'm guessing Big Mike's penis is somewhere around "average sized".

[ - ] anon 2476557 0 points 53 minutesJun 20, 2025 13:59:05 ago (+0/-0)

Also there's another video of big Mike running down the stairs with his floppy dong bouncing around. That only happens to me when I'm free balling or in swim trunks. It's definitely a pp.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:51:38 ago (+2/-0)

lol

people are kinda focused on kikes this week. maybe ask about michelle's dick during a week that kikes aren't starting ww3?

[ - ] anon 4285560 [op] 2 points 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:52:57 ago (+2/-0)

Ahh okay another time then

[ - ] anon 3578773 1 point 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 12:12:53 ago (+1/-0)

Its a national holiday its totally relevant

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 12:12:29 ago (+1/-0)

I'm jealous.

[ - ] anon 3578773 1 point 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 12:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

Its june teenth

[ - ] anon 3859132 1 point 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:50:34 ago (+1/-0)

According to this(https://en.inkei.net/Michelle_Obama):

Length-140mm
Diameter-44mm

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:52:12 ago (+1/-0)

do you like the number 4?

I don't.

I like 5.

[ - ] anon 3533527 1 point 2 hoursJun 20, 2025 12:14:44 ago (+1/-0)

How big is that in real measurements?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 8 minutesJun 20, 2025 14:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure a few goats here would know.