How big is Michelle Obama's penis - Upgoat

Honestly it could probably be extrapolated from the two videos of Big Mike when his penis flops inside his pants. The video when he's dancing on that dyke's show is pretty telling. Given that flesh has a pretty constant density and weight, and knowing Big Mike's height, you could tell just how far his penis protruded. Then, you could take a basic measure of the elasticity of whatever undergarment he would wear (if any) and apply it against the math for the movement of the penis. Then you'd get a basic mass. Math that through a basic penis shape and you should have a pretty clear definition of size.

All that said, I'm guessing Big Mike's penis is somewhere around "average sized".

[ + ] anon

[ - ] anon 2476557 1 point 5 hoursJun 20, 2025 13:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

Also there's another video of big Mike running down the stairs with his floppy dong bouncing around. That only happens to me when I'm free balling or in swim trunks. It's definitely a pp.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 minuteJun 20, 2025 19:07:11 ago (+0/-0)

Avg. nigger size.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 4 hoursJun 20, 2025 14:43:50 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure a few goats here would know.

[ - ] anon 1386326 2 points 4 hoursJun 20, 2025 14:57:29 ago (+2/-0)

Bigger than "Bathhouse Barry's", I'm guessing.

[ - ] anon 3825420 0 points 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 15:09:01 ago (+1/-1)

So you're thirsty for nigger cock?

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3 hoursJun 20, 2025 15:12:14 ago (+1/-2)

Ask @dirtywhiteboy, he's a Mike Obama alt.

[ - ] anon 4075878 0 points 1 hourJun 20, 2025 17:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

11 incher. Barry's butthole is now just an unstuffed turkey and he has to wear diapers and tampons in his butthole.

[ - ] anon 2406670 0 points 1 hourJun 20, 2025 17:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

Ask Sal_180. No doubt he's fapped to it more times than anybody can count.

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How big is Michelle Obama's penis submitted by anon to askanon 7 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:42:20 ago (+9/-2) (askanon)

How big is Michelle Obama's penis
submitted by anon to askanon 7 hoursJun 20, 2025 11:42:20 ago (+9/-2) (askanon)