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MaryXmas
Member for: 3.8 years

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Millennials face unprecedented challenges and hardships; Boomers most affected     (www.theglobeandmail.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.4 years ago

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@paul_neri called me a "f.. king girl!". REPORTED!     (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitpostLitterBox 1.4 years ago

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I found one of you... not sure who though.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.5 years ago

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Dear @System - thanks for not making this fag box addicting like every other place on the internet.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.5 years ago

15 comments

The algo is great, it shows stuff I want, I can block shit if I want and then I get board after a few pages and do something else. I have not once spent hours and hours on this site regretting the loss of time. You could make the algo really addictive, but you havent. I appreciate you not being a predator towards your constituants.
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Where are all the men?     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 1.5 years ago

15 comments

What is going on? Everywhere I look people are so incredibly feminised. The church, the schools, the public, public and private corporations... women, women, niggers, and women. Where are the strong men.. on the shop floors, with their local nigger bitch giving them orders.

I think my local gun range is the ONLY place I can find actual men.
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Funny name for niggers: "bad credit americans"     (ChickenWashers)

submitted by MaryXmas to ChickenWashers 1.7 years ago

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Panic?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 1.7 years ago

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I have heard a few places about panic buying firearms, because of "things that are in the news"... Are people (sheep) worried about the attacks on the Palestinian people or is there something going on in America? I am not worried about shit so I am trying to figure out if I need to be.
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Just got back from a run. Feels good.      (GoatFitnessClub)

submitted by MaryXmas to GoatFitnessClub 1.7 years ago

26 comments

Get off your ass.
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"Is that a people"     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.7 years ago

6 comments

Walking the dog and this little Puerto Rican boy comes up and starts asking if my dog was a "people". "What? A people?". "Yeah, a people".

It took me a while but he was asking if it was a "pitbull".

Don't touch my dog kid.
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I didn't realize there are like 1k people missing in Hawaii. Presumed dead.     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.8 years ago

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I thought it was all garbage new hype, which it is. But I guess they were all gridlocked trying to drive out of the same town at the same time and the fire closed in on the lot of them. Who would have thought a fire would be so catastrophic, being that the whole place is a fucking volcano.

I guess they are all vegetarians anyhow so nothing of value was lost.
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I found out my grandfather was in the battle of Iwo Jima and Guam, where do I find more info?      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 1.8 years ago

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I guess he saw the other marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima. He never spoke to anyone about the war so I don't have much info. I have his dog tags (issued in early ww2) and a few other trinkets. There is a bar with one star on it.
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Thot Bot Patrol     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to ThotPatrol 1.8 years ago

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Welcome New Nigger Faggot @OnlytheTruth!      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.8 years ago

9 comments

Got some popular posts already.

https://www.upgoat.net/profile?user=OnlytheTruth


Also not sure why the pic looks like it has sepia tone... ?
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Why do boomers love Schwinn bikes?      (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 1.8 years ago

4 comments

They WERE quality, then they moved manufacturing overseas and they are shit, just like all the other Wal-Mart bikes. They started going downhill in the 80s, just like everyone else. That is nearly 40 years ago.

Schwinn bikes - made in Taiwan.
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@FacelessOne     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to soapdoxbanhammer 1.9 years ago

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When @system says no whichever postin in whichever     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to Whichever 1.9 years ago

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When @system says no whatever postin in whatever.     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1.9 years ago

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Disgusting Monkey doesn't like banana.      (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 1.9 years ago

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Banana sending a message     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 1.9 years ago

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Racist Banana     (external-content.duckduckgo.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 1.9 years ago

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New milestone - mortgage owed is 79k!      (DebtFree)

submitted by MaryXmas to DebtFree 1.9 years ago

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I want to be debt free and financially independent. Cars are paid off, and I have no other consumer debt. It took a long time to get here but i am glad i put in the work. You can do it too.
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If-     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 1.9 years ago

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
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Men's banana hammock     (images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to BANANA 1.9 years ago

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I legally changed my name to Levi Katz.     (shitpost)

submitted by MaryXmas to shitpost 1.9 years ago

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In the last 2 weeks, I got a 2 million dollar loan at the bank, purchased some slum real estate and topped it off with a tiny hat. I am not jewish, but I just got duel citizenship to israel.
The world is my kosher oyster.
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Who is the best male role model you can think of?      (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 1.9 years ago

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I really can't think of many. Andrew Jackson? Hemingway?