I grew weed in my basement for ten years. Back when weed was evil. One evening I found myself standing in the kitchen with two cops and my ex wife..they were there to arrest her for drink/drive……., basement door was open….., inebriated bitch is blathering…., metal halide on timer in basement suddenly fires up with a loud *CLICK*…..
My stomach dropped….., “did they just hear the lights come on?” “I’m so fucked” are two thoughts that shot into my head..
COUGH COUGH “don’t bring her back okay?” Is what I blurted super quick…..
Cop replied “you don’t want her back?”
“Nope” is what I said……..she went to jail and I went to bed!
Moral to this story: be nice to your plants and they will be nice to you….., also bitches are stupid
Opportunity missed? Perhaps we put the niggers in the space craft and point it towards Arcturus……?
Sad side effect would be an alien race intercepting the craft and thinking niggers are ambassadors from Earth….., death ray from space and we all pay the price..
Anyway, this comment is again sponsored by *NIGGERS IN SPACE*….., Saturday at Eight only on Fox!
I quit gambling. Didn’t plan on quitting but my usual routine after buying beer was to walk into the bar, risk a hundred or seven. January came around, I told myself “let’s let the gambling gods decide if I make this a new year resolution”.
$60 in the machine, if I win anything I will continue being a gambler. Loser goes home to drink beer forever.
Cheers!
Side Note: as someone who had a gambling problem a few years ago, just want to mention my gambling was a symptom of depression. A broken crutch for a beaten man.
I like how they make up different names for their false flag “enemies”.
“Hey itzac, go look and see who will it be this month…?”
“Okay Shlomo let me look at the list…….isis…Hamas…hezbola….I can’t choose?”
“Why don’t we use them all together…..? Ha ha ha bola!”
“You are brilliant itzak…., now let’s go rape some Christian children to death.”
“Party time shlomo!”
Deplorablepoetry -2 points 3 months ago
OP is a pig
The only good pig is a dead Voat
Way to go nigger brain retards
Die Voat
Die pigs
If you can’t police yourself, kill yourself.
This is a warning.
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Deplorablepoetry -1 points 3 months ago
Hello officer
Good riddance commie pig.
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Deplorablepoetry -4 points 3 months ago
Lol!
“Shouldn’t Derrick the fag be released from prison” ~ some retarded fuck face
“YES” ~ tiny hat communist
VOAT RETARDS ~ “I’m so confused ……, I just want Derrick free to make more homosexual police porn because my brain was fucking stunted from birth.”
The only good kike is a dead pig.
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Deplorablepoetry -2 points 3 months ago
Nobody cares….
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Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
Multiples..duh
I’m not an evangelist in the slightest. I think it ignorant to disregard ANY possibility.
One or a million gods makes zero difference when you allow any to exist.
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Deplorablepoetry -2 points 3 months ago
Nobody cares….
/v/Gardening viewpost?postid=67cdb91f75e2a
Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
I did not suggest there can only be ONE god.
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Deplorablepoetry 4 points 3 months ago
I grew weed in my basement for ten years. Back when weed was evil. One evening I found myself standing in the kitchen with two cops and my ex wife..they were there to arrest her for drink/drive……., basement door was open….., inebriated bitch is blathering…., metal halide on timer in basement suddenly fires up with a loud *CLICK*…..
My stomach dropped….., “did they just hear the lights come on?” “I’m so fucked” are two thoughts that shot into my head..
COUGH COUGH “don’t bring her back okay?” Is what I blurted super quick…..
Cop replied “you don’t want her back?”
“Nope” is what I said……..she went to jail and I went to bed!
Moral to this story: be nice to your plants and they will be nice to you….., also bitches are stupid
/v/Gardening viewpost?postid=67cdb91f75e2a
Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
God created you, silly.
Talk about putting the cart in front of the goat
Catch 22 really.
One can create a god in their mind but for only one purpose….to save one’s soul when death arrives.
Eternal bliss and all that…
Or conversely, one can adopt an existing ideal of god….to save one’s soul when death arrives.
Same bliss eternal
As a (former) gambler, it’s impossible to deny the possibility of the supernatural.
We know far less than we think we do about this universe….
I wager kikes burn in Hell…
Amen.
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Deplorablepoetry 1 point 3 months ago
Old boners are best boners
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Deplorablepoetry 5 points 3 months ago
I’m not a doctor but I play one on the Internet…
Are you taking pills for pain or to get high?
You are only three months out of hospital and old as fuck.
Let yourself heal dude. Last thing you want to do is aggravate that shoulder or worse break something else.
If you have ants in yer pants, make something, write something, sing a stupid song….plenty of ways to keep your hands busy and mind occupied.
Cheers!
PS: you now owe me 6 million shekels nigger faggot
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Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
That’s gonna be smelly
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Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 months ago
Good job…..eventually!
The way that guy is breathing doing something fairly low effort makes me think he should see a doctor.
Also …..THAT’S NOT A KNIFE MATE!
/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67cc25ed3df26
Deplorablepoetry 7 points 3 months ago
Fill that pool with pig blood.
Fucking retarded commies think real men don’t know where they live.
Kill them and their family.
The only good pig is a dead pig.
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Deplorablepoetry 1 point 3 months ago
Happens when you lose the war…..
Lesson learned?
/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67cb3c9a1333e
Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
Awesome comment comrade!
Opportunity missed? Perhaps we put the niggers in the space craft and point it towards Arcturus……?
Sad side effect would be an alien race intercepting the craft and thinking niggers are ambassadors from Earth….., death ray from space and we all pay the price..
Anyway, this comment is again sponsored by *NIGGERS IN SPACE*….., Saturday at Eight only on Fox!
/v/news viewpost?postid=67cae80b58a16
Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago*
You gamble just visiting this site!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
“who is it?” - you
*ANTISEMITE POLICE OPEN THE DOOR” - some kikes
“But I was only there for the rock’n meme action officer Epstein!” - you
“PUT YOUR FEET ON YOUR HEAD AND STICK OUT YOUR TONGE!” - same kikes
“What?” - you
“PUT HER DOWN” *BRRRRRT*.
..GAME OVER..
/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67cb02263243b
Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
I quit gambling. Didn’t plan on quitting but my usual routine after buying beer was to walk into the bar, risk a hundred or seven. January came around, I told myself “let’s let the gambling gods decide if I make this a new year resolution”.
$60 in the machine, if I win anything I will continue being a gambler. Loser goes home to drink beer forever.
Cheers!
Side Note: as someone who had a gambling problem a few years ago, just want to mention my gambling was a symptom of depression. A broken crutch for a beaten man.
/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67cb02263243b
Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 months ago
We can not persecute our loved ones for not having the mental fortitude to resist what turned out to be 92% psychological 8% reality disease.
Everyone I love was coerced into being injected.
God help us all they live a long healthy life.
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Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
Luigi called, he said he likes this meme……., I replied I’m undecided.
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Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 months ago
I like how they make up different names for their false flag “enemies”.
“Hey itzac, go look and see who will it be this month…?”
“Okay Shlomo let me look at the list…….isis…Hamas…hezbola….I can’t choose?”
“Why don’t we use them all together…..? Ha ha ha bola!”
“You are brilliant itzak…., now let’s go rape some Christian children to death.”
“Party time shlomo!”
/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67cb15445e0f4
Deplorablepoetry -1 points 3 months ago
1/2 hour of pig porn?
I could poison three pigs in that amount of time……..BRB
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Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
Why wouldn’t you be terrified with militarized police actively hunting for any non-reason to kill you dead.
You live in a police state and tell yourself you are ‘free’ individual.
Are you insane, a coward or just really fucking lazy?
If you answered yes to all of the above you too could be a worthless maggot.
Kill yourself or kill a pig, there are only two options.
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Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 months ago
Stature matters little while standing on the corpses of the dead.
Tiny kike, big problem.
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Deplorablepoetry 8 points 3 months ago
It’s called ‘fatigue’
Over time one’s nerve can run bare like a carpet that’s been trampled on.
When everything nice is tarnished by shitskins, there is little left to salvage.
Race war NOW!
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