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JohnnyKarateChop
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of some Nigs on a boat.
Some jigaboos went on a cruise,
and that was all she wrote!

It started with an argument,
about some tiny shit.
It ended with a trigger pull.
Eleven niggers hit! Eleven niggers hit!

The "victims" names wont be released,
Nor pictures of their face.
But we can guess without a doubt
Their un-for-tun-ate race.

Tyrone was there.
Shenequia too.
Javarius, and his "cuz".
DeShawn, Javon,
Lashawnda and Shenequia again!

Here on Groidigan's Isle!


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6834762acd1eb

I didn;t know that was supposed to be hair. I just thought a ski mask was traditional Africican-American attire.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6834912978eed

Hey, you leave that book written by medieval goat fuckers out of this.


/v/religion viewpost?postid=68332ce49baf0

I've never heard the 15-minute nigger theory explained that way. I think you just took it from "It's funny 'cause it's true" to "It's just true" Like, if you explained that to the average person on the street in a completely neutral way like

"Did you know africans have a less direct connection between the parts of their brain responsible for motor control and the parts responsible for abstract thought? Something something prehistoric hunting instinct, something something tribal survival."

I bet most people would pretend to already know that because it just seems so damn obvious.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=683096aa98159

I think that's called "Scared Straight"


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=683096aa98159

And by his own admission, Goet fucks she-nigs. The first step is admitting you have a problem, so good job. The second step is presumably making sure your wallet is still on the nightstand before she leaves.


/v/SoapDoxHamBanner viewpost?postid=683111e3eb108

He looks like Randy Marsh as Lorde. Looks like he's gonna tell you "50 for a beej", then slap the cuffs on you when you go for your wallet. He looks like the prostitute the side character drunkenly hooks up with, then wakes up next to in an early 2000's comedy.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682e9a6fb5ba0

If you're looking for racism, can you do single letters like those fridge magnets, but jewelry? "TND", just say it's someone's initials.

If you're looking to go the other direction, just take your lineage (Dutch or whatever), go back a couple dozen lifetimes and find something that's still around that you like.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682e7cac46d4c

And prostitution is the sexual equivalent of goyslop.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=682ce93b65612

I think that would fall under "Workplace Sexual Harassment", bit I think Saint is more into Sexual His-assment.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682bc7cd48e75

I kind of like the thought that they know their end is near so they're just spazzing out like "I got you fuckers big time!"


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682745154fa77

Where'd you hear about all these catholic priests fucking young boys? The news? Movies? The media in general? Who's in charge of the media again? Catholics, right?


/v/WorldNews viewpost?postid=682789073df83

"Baby line Nathan?" or "Babylonian?"


/v/WorldNews viewpost?postid=682789073df83

Pack-a-day smoker and reefer addict reporting in. No problem. Not even that big of a breath and I didn't even have to let out c02. Was this supposed to be easy or are you just trying to data-mine how many smokers are on here?

Update: Just tried again. Made it two loops (One from A to the video end, then kept going till B on the next loop.) Those last 10 seconds or so were hard, I'll admit.


/v/random viewpost?postid=6826439adc343

Based on every other video I've seen of niggers nigging, there's roughly a 100% chance it all started with someone asking him to please stop his nigger behavior (harassing whites, filming women, or trying to fight most likely), or they'll have to ask him to leave.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6826906d97870

God, gaymers eat this shit up. They're gonna let you blow up the faggots. They know that's gonna cause blue-haired controversy when the LGHDTV community flips shit over it, so free advertising for them.

...Like you're not gonna pre-order some "Ultimate Super Collector's Edition" the second they let you. It comes with an almost fully articulate 13-inch statuette of some nigger from the previous game.


/v/gaming viewpost?postid=6825229f3c92f

That might be who I stole it from, I don't even know anymore. I heard it years ago.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=6822cdbdf1821

I really, REALLY hope that's just a DEI-built wall and that there's not some invincible supernigger out there somewhere.


/v/NiggersDrivingCars viewpost?postid=6822c9a1bca19

Never seen what I would refer to as "ball lightning" but once during a storm I swear I literally saw electricity crackling in the air in my living room. I could see the blue sparks, hear it go snap crackle pop, and was standing there stunned, scared shitless. To this day, no one believes my when I say God threatened me with a taser and I froze up like a bitch. Even the people that were in the room with me. I might be crazy.


/v/Nature viewpost?postid=681e66015150f

While we're on the topic of learning new things vaguely regarding elementary school, my teacher used to tell us "Get out of the custodian's way" or "don't bother the custodians.", so through like 1st to 3rd grade, I though "Custodian" was a nationality. I remember one time we were naming random countries and the teacher was writing them on the board.

Turns out "Custodia" is not a country. Those were Mexicans.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68196123c29d8

Not having 6 brazillian niggabytes of games on your computer is nice, but you're banking on steam not suddenly deciding you don't deserve the games you payed for. Or shutting down. Or the studio killing support. Or your internet going out.


/v/gaming viewpost?postid=6814e692a29a1

I don't know why AI still can't get human speech patterns right, but thanks for the advert for hair-growth spray, I guess.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=681185ebc8333

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares...

That being said, a nigger could rent out some store space to sell... I don't know, what do black people like? Grape soda? T-Shirts with dead relatives on them?

Hell, I used to be a janitor and every she-nig that could almost spell her name on a job application would go on about how "I useta own muh own cleanin cump'ny."
Cool, so you put an ad on facebook marketplace or craigslist then gave up or lost all your clients. Congrats, go clean the parking lot.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=680fdf94b164c

I don't mean to make this about Race but...


/v/UpliftingNews viewpost?postid=6807e746880d4