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Lovemachine
Member for: 2.8 years

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score: 350





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...I'm saying if you hooked a shop vac up to your toilet and used it like dust collection for a miter saw that might actually eliminate pee splatter. Has anyone tried this?


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63e670d3aefc0

I don't even know what a woman is.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63e4799385cc1

You can work on my farm but I get to fuck your wife.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63dd54dc978c4

Not a bad start.

Are you allowed to sell raw juice that you made without food serving licenses?


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63dd54dc978c4

Don't be a pushy, just give it to it. Are you afraid it's going to sign up for a credit card in your name and buy a lot of gay pornography? That's an irrational fear.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63dc72c3d41a6

Ha ha. Oh happy day. I will definitely be celebrating this year.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=63dbe33504315

Oh right like inventing electricity and landing on the moon.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=63dbe33504315

..because project Veritas. Get it?


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=63d32adf4b0aa

I agree to. That's why the dwarves had to seal off volcano entrances with an invisibility spell. You two fuckwits are a team and I'm on to you.


/v/science viewpost?postid=63cfd6a22a23d

Got it. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08GSPLZBN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=ADG1AE8Q2F6I3&psc=1 So use something like this to measure the watts on each socket being used and add those up. And hopefully I can get the watts for the circuit off the breaker box.

oh btw yes, it's me, OP. I use different accounts on my phone and computer because it's easier. Cut my dick off already.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63cc1547d8afa

...is there an easy way to get that number?


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63cc1547d8afa

Machine learning is a subset of AI, dumbass.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=63cb3eba2bfbc

Yeah, like my mother in law.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63c9d3aa6c2ef

...we could become best friends and talk to each other on the phone in Russian.


/v/AskVoat viewpost?postid=63c6cbc8ecf8a

I agree with you. But I just realized that is one possible future.


/v/Opinion viewpost?postid=63c2d513cd65a

..she just needs the vagina though.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63bfd6e891760

Normles can be convinced it was Del Bigtree himself who told them to take the mother fucking vax.


/v/TellVoat viewpost?postid=63b9fe10c06f8

In a no food scenario I plan to survive off the hoard of cotton candy I have hidden in my attic.


/v/preppers viewpost?postid=63bd5bdc8b84e

just start raping her. What's the ...fucking problem?


/v/4Chan viewpost?postid=63b7ec8a4cb44

That's because Antarctica always stays at zero degrees and the rest of the planet just gets warmer or colder, dumbass.


/v/ClimateChangeSkeptic viewpost?postid=63b6f63541a07

Really, I'll bet. I remember the time me and @Clueless were planning to get a V-22 Osprey pilot drunk so we could steal the keys and bust Osama Bin Laden out of Gitmo. Yeah, right. If you really met @Clueless he would have given you the secret challenge response we use at all our anti-government KKK meetings in Norfolk Virgi ia.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=63b6e2f27cbcc

Can you imagine arguing with that guy. Really, the death rates do t support this, especially with children. Like he'd be able to comprehend that lololol.


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