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Anon marries the wrong bitch

submitted by Conspirologist to 4Chan 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 04:40:26 ago (+31/-7)     (i.redd.it)

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[ - ] Weredawg 18 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 04:51:29 ago (+18/-0)

Fucking her the day he met her should have been a big enough red flag to begin with.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:12:37 ago (+0/-0)

Weredawg, I...

[ - ] WanderingToast 16 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 07:42:52 ago (+16/-0)

Why is a marriage like a tornado?

It starts with a load of sucking and blowing - and then you lose your house

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 12:23:56 ago (+3/-0)

Fun fact.
She won't have sex with the father of her child. The man who gives her everything. The guy who's always loved her and been there for her.

But she'd fuck a complete stranger like a banshee.

A no should of known this. Because on day one of their relationship he was that stranger.

Female sex drive is the inverse of love

[ - ] Rowdybme 14 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 08:43:39 ago (+14/-0)

What is the deal with fags wanting anal so bad? There's a perfectly good pussy right there and you rather stick your dick in the butthole? Wtf.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 10:15:52 ago (+8/-0)

There's one theory floating around that it's a behavior induced by parasites that allows them to spread.
It's not an uncommon phenomenon; for instance, toxoplasmosis causes rodents to lose their innate fear of cats, increasing their likelihood of being eaten and, thus, spreading the disease.

[ - ] templurker 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 19:59:39 ago (+0/-0)

Any source or data on this? Would like to learn

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 7, 2023 14:09:53 ago (+1/-0)

I would love solid research data I could show normies, but, sadly, that sort of thing would never see the light of day.
Mostly what I've encountered to support my theory is anecdotal evidence from online commentary of those who reported losing their gay urges after undergoing a parasite cleanse.

If you're interested in parasitic manipulation, Pubmed's a good place to start; just click the Similar Articles link in the sidebar or follow the suggested links in the bottom of the abstract pages to find more (there's a lot out there.)

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7854845/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30668944/

[ - ] templurker 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 10:44:14 ago (+5/-0)

It's because porn fucked up the minds of a generation. Porn ruined my mind and made anal appealing. I'm trying to fight it off so I don't lose my wife. Anal makes 0 sense logically.

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:25:03 ago (+1/-0)

Be me. 22. Try girlfriends poop shoot. Get a bad UTI. Never touch it again.

I have zero understanding of the appeal honestly. It's all about vaginal sexy anyway.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 14:24:56 ago (+2/-0)

just vaginal

just

Like it's punishment

[ - ] usedoilanalysis 13 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 07:31:04 ago (+13/-0)

She's likely still having sex, just not with you. Something you did or ain't doing made her dry up.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 11:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

He's a cuck.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 13 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 06:10:58 ago (+13/-0)

Maybe, hear me out, you should base a relationship on something more than sex. Sex is important. I'm not even suggesting no pre-marital. Just maybe don't make it #1 in importance. Because it seems blowjobs and anal were the criteria used here.

[ - ] FacelessOne 7 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 08:35:44 ago (+7/-0)

Dudes gay

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 09:13:27 ago (+5/-0)

I think you're correct.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 20:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

I know we dont like to talk about it but you gotta be friends with the woman first. The banging doesnt last forever and if there is nothing for you to do that doesnt involve hiding the sausage youre not going to last long afterwards.

Flipside of that is getting none gets very lonely and isolating and is just as much of a problem and leads to other issues.

fml.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 7, 2023 21:29:24 ago (+0/-0)

Listen to me very carefully son. Treat the woman like shit. She will love you forever.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 09:46:06 ago (+8/-0)

I was also tricked. Pre marriage wife played couch co-op games with me, liked to go camping, and would get excited about going to the race track with me. Turns out, she didn’t like any of that stuff, and it all stopped after marriage.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 09:56:37 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 10:13:43 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't feel like being forced to like those things while trying to woo you but it does afterwards.

What are couch co op games?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 11:53:28 ago (+2/-0)

In the days before the internet, some consoles had games where you could play in cooperation or against another person on a single TV screen. Each person controlling a different character. The Internet almost killed the genre, but it’s beginning to make a comeback.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:12:01 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess, she actually just likes watching POZ'd netflix shows and shopping?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:30:19 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit, yes. She buys so much shit that I’ve seen Amazon trucks stop outside my house due to conditioning and then drive off confused when they had nothing in their truck for her. I get 4 deliveries a day from my wife. The night before the trash man comes, I’m in the garage breaking down boxes for an hour. It looks like a warehouse in there. But, she’s the CFO of a successful biotech company and makes 500k a year. I only make 130k, so if I complain, I would look like a fool.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 17:37:54 ago (+2/-0)

What the fuck thats a lot of money. Go spend it on some other woman, lol.

[ - ] xmasskull 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 04:58:50 ago (+8/-0)

Mamma played you like a nigger.

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 08:21:06 ago (+5/-0)

Romance is always a lie. Don't be a romantic. I hate being a romantic.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 07:15:30 ago (+5/-0)

Hahah idiot marries a sex education victim and expects a relationship!! Moron.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 06:02:15 ago (+5/-0)

I don't think it's unusual for women to not want sex for a while after having a child. If you think about it that would make sense evolutionarily, since it's not great for a woman to get pregnant back to back.

The gay rapey porn is weird, but maybe her obsession with anal was a clue? Whole thing sounds weird.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 08:43:26 ago (+1/-0)

She's fucking other men.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 21:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

I mean the whole thing is fake, but whatever you need to believe.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 12:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

It sounds like it's made up by a libtard. They like these wet dreams where women get the best of a man and ruin their life. They also like to post fake news on the internet to get responses then they go into their reddit forum and show everyone the screens and laugh at how guilable they are. Likely jews.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 13:56:42 ago (+0/-0)

Trolling Reddit is the best. Thousands duped into believing ridiculous stories and more thousands taking advice from mentally unstable users/bots in the comments

[ - ] Monica 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 11:56:57 ago (+3/-0)

Anal is not sex. It's faggotry. It's a fetish. If you like your penis in a hole where poop flows then your a sick person. Rethink your life faggot.

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 09:03:59 ago (+2/-0)

she watching a guy rape a guy porn or a girl rape a girl?

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 07:57:55 ago (+2/-0)

At least it proves that she has drive to get married and have children. Women will lie in the other direction. IMO it's worse in that case.

Maybe this is another argument for the sex after marriage stance. It sucks when one of two partners is only interested because of sex.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 10:58:40 ago (+1/-0)

He knew she was a whore when he met her

[ - ] MrDarkWater 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 16:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

Don't wife a whore

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 13:28:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Anal was a red flag; she has been run through one too many times

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 7, 2023 21:30:42 ago (+0/-0)

He was the sicko insisting on anal.

[ - ] Lovemachine -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 6, 2023 13:38:47 ago (+0/-1)

just start raping her. What's the ...fucking problem?