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Panic
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I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Chinese Doctor and Lawyer Joke     (chinkJokes)

submitted by Panic to chinkJokes 5 days ago

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A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

You can't beat Chinese Doctors
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Earache My Eye     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Framed     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Dumb Ways To Die     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Let's Find a Cure for Stupid People     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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The Thievin' Stranger     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Time Warp     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Ahab The Arab     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Flying Purple Eater     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Monster Mash     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Please Mr. Custer     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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Bruce     (www.youtube.com)

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Boot To The Head     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 5 days ago

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You can sell ANYTHING online these days     (www.cheapbedbugs.com)

submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 6 days ago

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On the phone with my sister, I jokingly asked her if there was anything we cannot buy online. She suggested this and POOF! there it was.
Cool website name to. Cannot possibly get scammed on this one.
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Louisiana joke     (Jokes)

submitted by Panic to Jokes 6 days ago

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Boudreaux is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack.
"Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen.
"Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Damn, you stupid man."
His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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With A Little Bit Of Luck     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 6 days ago

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I Remember It Well     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 6 days ago

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I Wanna Be Like You     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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Performed by Loius Prima and his band.
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Rubber Ducky     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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Cows With Guns     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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The Man Song     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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Things You Don't Say To Your Wife     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Panic to HumorousMusic 1 week ago

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