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TheodoreKent
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Something weird about this place. For a brief time two years ago, it was listed as Anthony Fauci's public address. Owned by the Aspen Institute.     (thebayercenter.org)

submitted by TheodoreKent to whatever 8 months ago

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Apparently, readers of this book really appreciate the intellectual classics     (take-me-to.space)

submitted by TheodoreKent to books 8 months ago

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The Hag-Cat     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 8 months ago

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I talked myself into this old and vile cat,
Fat, and angry,
And rendered in Red and Black,

It slept lazily at an old friend’s house,
Inept, foul-mouthed, unwilling to catch a mouse,
My Old Friend went to get her hip replaced,
And her old cat,
had to be placed,
Into a New Home, absolutely Post-Haste,

This old cat,
screeches, night and day,
This vile hag,
screeches, for food and play,

“MmmmReoooooWWWWW” in the morning,

“MmmmReoooooWWWW” late at night,

“MmmmReoooooWWWWW” as a scorning,

Even if I am out of sight.

Her name is Brown-Cat, and she is older than the hills,
18, or 20, or unfathomably old,
Believe her age to be what you will,

She is a simple cat, who despises the cold...
She cannot jump, not like a kitten,
So she whines,
like an un-gloved mitten,
And I lift up her arthritic ass,
So she can sleep in my bed,
with disgusting Hag-Cat Sass.

Link: https://theodorekentwallace.substack.com/p/the-hag-cat
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FDA Approves Live-Virus Faggot Pox Vaccine that "can be spread to individuals who have close contact with the vaccinated individual"      (www.fda.gov)

submitted by TheodoreKent to WhatCouldGoWrong 9 months ago

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Serious complications of ACAM2000 include:
• Myocarditis (inflammation of the heart muscle) and pericarditis (inflammation of the lining
outside the heart). Most cases have occurred within 1-2 weeks after vaccination. Symptoms of
myocarditis and pericarditis include:
o Chest pain
o Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
o Feelings of having a fast-beating, fluttering, or pounding heart
Symptoms of myocarditis and pericarditis may be different in children and may also include:
o Fainting
o Unusual and persistent irritability
o Unusual and persistent poor feeding
o Unusual and persistent fatigue or lack of energy
o Persistent vomiting
o Persistent pain in the abdomen
o Unusual and persistent cool, pale skin
• Inflammation of the brain or spinal cord
• Serious skin infections such as a rash caused by widespread infection of the skin (known as
eczema vaccinatum), buildup of inflamed tissue around the vaccination site that may at first
look like a bullseye and will grow into a large, non-healing sore (known as progressive
vaccinia).
• Spreading of the vaccine virus through the blood to other parts of your body
• Fetal death
• Accidental infection of the eye (which may cause swelling of the cornea causing watery painful
eyes and blurred vision, scarring of the cornea, and blindness)
• Severe allergic reaction after vaccination
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The risks for serious vaccine side effects are greater for people who:
• have heart problems or a history of heart problems
• are taking steroid eye drops or ointment
• have a weakened immune system
• have skin problems such as eczema, atopic dermatitis, burns, impetigo, contact dermatitis,
chickenpox, shingles, psoriasis, or uncontrolled acne
• are less than 1 year old
• are pregnant or become pregnant within 6 weeks after vaccination
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Self Portrait      (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to SmedleysPhotography 9 months ago

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Ascension II     (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to SmedleysPhotography 9 months ago

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Forms of Embodied Intelligence      (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1 year ago

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Ghost-Written, The Brain was Psychic Parasite-Ridden, Delusions of Cerebral Impotence, with Conclusions of foiled Negligence,

Piss in the Pot, Piss in the Bottle, Shift the Hyundai into 4th, And hit the fucking throttle

The Algorithm is Crucial, The Algorithm is Tight, The Algorithm bans your dumb-ass opinion, To prove the Admin is right,

Look into the Screen, and Rotate your camera, Take a Selfie, And enter the Darkest Samsara.

SubStank: https://theodorekentwallace.substack.com/p/forms-of-embodied-intelligence
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Click on my Link     (open.substack.com)

submitted by TheodoreKent to anything 1.2 years ago

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Fatigue. Unexplained and rapid weight loss. Multiple pea sized lumps underneath both armpits. Uncontrollable homosexual urges. [2021]     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.2 years ago

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Complaints of odd thoughts, which he does not seem to think belong to him.

Bilateral twitching of the thumbs.

Abdominal spasms.

Echolalia.

Catatonic lack of eye movement.

Priaprism.

Clear and obvious Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

Constant nocturnal enuresis.

And, most interesting of all,

An odd sort of graphomania which compels him to write about his own medical conditions in the 3rd person.
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Poetry Means Nothing,     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.2 years ago

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Without Life,

Without Love,

Without That Shit,

You Take,

And You Shove,

Poetry Ain't Shit,

Underneath,

Your Stove-Pipe

Poetry makes you,

think niggers
kill italians
whoa-whoa-whoa

Damn.
We didn't see him again.
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Who is the best Federal Agent to contact on here? I suspect my neighbor has been illegally reciting my copyrighted poetry at a party he hosted, probably has guns and shit too.     (AskGoats)

submitted by TheodoreKent to AskGoats 1.2 years ago

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Disappointed to know that he charged money for that Kegger, only to recite a drinking poem I had written without notifying my and giving me the licensing money.

What is the best legal way to pursue this?
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Night Wishes     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.2 years ago

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Night comes First,
And Filthy Sleep Follows,
While Distant Dreams,
Escape me while I Wallow,

Half-Naked Self-Hatred
Grime and Grease
Yet time will
Cease
Only
to
Increase,
Your Time,
Upon this Earth.

Existence
And
Subsistence
Faith and Filthy Thought,

Hill to Heaven,
or Trip to Hell,
The Guidance is my own.

Last Poor Seed of my sewn,
Tree of Life be Grown.
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Have you actually gotten over "lock-down"? The presumption that some other humans could tell you to stay put, and think you wouldn't do shit about it?     (whatever)

submitted by TheodoreKent to whatever 1.2 years ago

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Time und Time And time Again     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.2 years ago

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Simple Past,
Flute For-warned,
Time Wit-Out,
Crown'dHorned

Little Maggot,
Beneath the Wood,
Little Faggot,
Just like I
Could,

Three and
Two
and One A-
gain,
Four
and Fiver,
Sixual Friend,

Niglet-
Contriever
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The Thanksgiving Invitation     (theodorekentwallace.substack.com)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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The Thanksgiving Invitation, dropping in 12 hours     (open.substack.com)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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Witchcraft     (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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What have your experiences been, interacting with people post lock-down? Do you interact with anyone who fully bought into the hysteria? What are they like now?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by TheodoreKent to AskUpgoat 1.6 years ago

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A black cat crosses my path on Halloween     (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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Ancient Pagan Norse graffiti I found inside an abandoned WWII bunker in New Jersey     (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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Judging from its surroundings it was done by a young warrior, perhaps 16 years of age, who was consuming large amounts of sacred battle herbs and Natty Light
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It sure is dark in here...     (pic8.co)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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Look over Here     (open.substack.com)

submitted by TheodoreKent to whatever 1.6 years ago

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Look and See
Look and See
Look at this!
And not
at me

Look at That!
Right over there!
Terrorists!
Attack my lair!

Look at me!
I am a victim!
Look at me!
I never kicked 'em!

Look at Israel!
It is my Home!
We sit so peaceful,
In an Iron Dome,

Give me aid!
And give me favor!
And I'll keep your country stocked,
With cheap immigrant labor!

Ignore your children,
And their empty table,
And let's definitely ignore,
That adrenochrome consumption fable...
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Look at This, and Not That     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.6 years ago

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Look and See
Look and See
Look at this!
And not
at me

Look at That!
Right over there!
Terrorists!
Attack my lair!

Look at me!
I am a victim!
Look at me!
I never kicked 'em!

Look at Israel!
It is my Home!
We sit so peaceful,
In an Iron Dome,

Give me aid!
And give me favor!
And I'll keep your country stocked,
With cheap immigrant labor!

Ignore your children,
And their empty table,
And let's definitely ignore,
That adrenochrome consumption fable...

https://open.substack.com/pub/theodorekentwallace/p/look-at-this-and-not-at-that?r=1vlklp&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
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The Department of Defense is actually just the Accounts Receivable department of Raytheon     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TellUpgoat 1.7 years ago

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The Tower and the Fall     (TheosOpiumDen)

submitted by TheodoreKent to TheosOpiumDen 1.7 years ago

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That vile Demiurge who Calls himself God, drowned all of my Forefathers,
A wicked being, powerful and potent, He created the physical universe,
Without election, or consent,
I never asked to be,
Yet here I am.

He, and He Alone decided that we will Exist.
And he gave us Eden, a Perfect Place.
And he decided to create a Serpent.
And he decided to create Eve.
And he decided that we should fall from Grace.

He gave us Freedom of Will,
And when we used that Freedom,
He Admonished us for our Choices.

We Failed him,
Before He had even given us Commandments.

Our Men Created Cities,
They Congregated, And Did what They felt was right,
Without instruction from the Lord,

And what they did thereafter,
However Sinful it was,
They did not live in the time of Christ,
Or Abraham,

How could they know?

But the Rains came.
And the Rains would not stop.

For Forty Days, the Floods Came.
Washing Away All that Did not submit to the God That Sent them.

Somehow, a Single Man and his Family were Chosen by this God to survive the Flood,

Antediluvian, that's what they called those times,
When God chose to call us all wicked,
Despite having created us himself.
How was it for us, who were created in the Image of God, to Survive,

And realize that God Himself was Suicidal?

That he sought to wipe his own Image off of the face of the Earth?
Never Again.

That is why I, Nimrod, in Babylon
Began the construction of a Tower Higher than any before,
This Tower would be higher than any flood that God could send, A promise to us,
A Promise to our Freedom from his Wrath.
All of Humanity was united, fearing the Demiurge would strike again,

So we Built,
and we Built Together,
Unified.

The stones were heavy.
The slope was steep.
And everything was against us.

But the cost, the cost of not doing it...
The cost of not doing it would be everything...

Up and up and Up again,
It was towering through the clouds.
We were almost certain to reach Heaven,
And claim ourselves as worthy,

Until that Wicked, and Vengeful God,
With all of his *Power*,
and All of his *Might*,
And all of his *Jealousy*,
Decided that we were not allowed into Heaven.
A perfect place,
A peaceful home,
forbidden to us by the Heavenly Father.

He smashed our Tower,
And confused our Language,
So we would never be one people, together,
But forgotten brothers, fighting, forever.

And he let us know,
Once and for all,
We will never be good enough for Him.


https://open.substack.com/pub/theodorekentwallace/p/the-tower?r=1vlklp&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web