I talked myself into this old and vile cat,
Fat, and angry,
And rendered in Red and Black,
It slept lazily at an old friend’s house,
Inept, foul-mouthed, unwilling to catch a mouse,
My Old Friend went to get her hip replaced,
And her old cat,
had to be placed,
Into a New Home, absolutely Post-Haste,
This old cat,
screeches, night and day,
This vile hag,
screeches, for food and play,
“MmmmReoooooWWWWW” in the morning,
“MmmmReoooooWWWW” late at night,
“MmmmReoooooWWWWW” as a scorning,
Even if I am out of sight.
Her name is Brown-Cat, and she is older than the hills,
18, or 20, or unfathomably old,
Believe her age to be what you will,
She is a simple cat, who despises the cold...
She cannot jump, not like a kitten,
So she whines,
like an un-gloved mitten,
And I lift up her arthritic ass,
So she can sleep in my bed,
with disgusting Hag-Cat Sass.
Link:
https://theodorekentwallace.substack.com/p/the-hag-cat
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 6 points 8 monthsOct 13, 2024 12:55:41 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] TheodoreKent
[ - ] TheodoreKent [op] 6 points 8 monthsOct 13, 2024 13:11:05 ago (+6/-0)
I feel pretty bad for her, she was very comfy where she was, but her owners are also old and confused, one having a stroke and diabetes, the other being a horder who is getting a hip-replacement.
I signed on to take the cat for a month, but honestly, both of her owners may never get out of the hospital.
https://pic8.co/sh/4w3zRo.jpg
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsOct 13, 2024 15:28:57 ago (+2/-0)
THEY'RE ALMOST TWINS!
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[ - ] Kozel 3 points 8 monthsOct 13, 2024 17:24:30 ago (+3/-0)
it was sad
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