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This is gonna be a quicky

Bought a new griddle pan gonna make a nice NY steak tonight with a side of breaded crunchy green beans and toast.

Washed my new sheets again because they smelled like gasoline.

Got some cinnamon rolls 🎠

About to drink a cup of coffee.

Its raining out.

I feel 100% back to normal now.

I am an agent.

I have been using dishwasher powder for laundry soap.

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I'm considering air fryer my steak but I probably won't.

I accidentally bought kids toothpaste. I hadn't tasted that since I was little. It reminded me of being a kid so it was a nice mistake.

Okay so not so quick.

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You should get a bidet attachment for your toilet.

Hurricane by Band of Heathens is a great song. YouTube it.

Of course I have a smile for you 🎰🎰🎰💈🚆🚚🚣🚢🕐🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚿🌬

Well I gotta go.

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But first a smile 🐭🐭🐭🌹🏩🏩🌝🌈🌈🌈🌊

Well that new air fryer is way better as it turns out.

I was so excited about those sheets I bought last weekend so it was a little disappointing when they didn't fit right. Sooooooo I decided to buy some nice brand new flannel sheets today with traditional flannel patterns. I also bought a nice new light colored duvets cover. Everything has been washed and installed. Now I have a little something to look forward to tonight, some comfy new sheets.

Yesterday night I went and bought some coffee at the little mountain store. All they had was Folgers. Folgers Supreme roast or some shit. I thought it would be ass because usually Folgers is pure dog shit. Nope, its actually really good coffee to my surprise. Nothing like the original stuff. Its only 9 bucks for almost 2lbs! I will be buying this stuff from now on. I love having my expectations superseded.

Lets see, what else is going on... Well right now my dog is sleeping next to me on the sofa. Passed the f out. I am sitting in my dimly lit living room. I have the green back lights on my tv on which are casting a nice glow on the wall. My ceiling fan is twirling above me and my feet are up on my coffee table. I'm actually enjoying a cup of that coffee as we speak.

I bought a new office chair.

I like this sofa, its one of them with deep cushions.

Well I'm gonna go now.

I love you 💖

I'm not comfortable putting it up because my dog sleeps right under where I want to put it. Its so heavy it snapped chicken wire. Its basically a dead fall and I'm not going to risk it. I don't trust the anchors on the mirror itself.

I also bought a cell phone a few weeks ago without looking at it. I just said grab me a damn phone so I can leave. I don't like those crowded cell phone stores and the shit music they blast. I got home and opened it, its basically a tablet. Its a 6.8" screen I believe. Its ridiculous. Why would anyone want to carry such a thing?

I forgot to buy coffee when I went into town to shop for the month. I live a long way from any stores so now I don't have coffee. I'm just going to roll with it. I have a bunch of green tea, not even sure where I got it.

I really love that air fryer.

The movie Prestige and the Illusionist are great movies.

Bye

It is the end times.

Stick up on speaker wire before it is too late.

The ground up root kind or whatever that is. Its a light brown. I made my own homemade sheet suspenders. What are you up to today?

SHE-DODDLE!

I guess we both did.

Be quick young callywagon. I plan to make it soon. Do not essculat too long on your answer love maker.

I made some teriyaki checking in it last night and it was fucking amazing. What surprised me is how fast raw chicken cooks. It cooks after than cooking cooked fries and chicken strips. I marinated it in some teriyaki sauce and added some sauce to the fryer. About halfway through I tossed in some veggies. So good! I love this thing. I really like that mine has the paddle that rotates because it stirs the food and everything gets cooked perfectly even. I can also remove it is needed. I don't use it on tots because it turns them into hash browns. Never buy cheap tots.

Those sheets didn't fit well. The fitted sheet is too small and the flat sheet is huge... Which is fine. The flat sheet is called a cooling sheet. It feels cool to the touch. The flat sheet is grey and the fitted is black. My duvet cover is a dark blue. I have Avery nice thick hybrid mattress. It is heaven. Often at night when I'm cozy in bed If I wake up in the middle of the night i just take a minute to savor the moment and think about how lucky I am.

Almost every time I post know that I am popping.

Crumble up aluminum foil into a ball the size of a baseball. Put in dryer with cloths. That will prevent static on yo sheet. No more mast dryer sheet smells and feels. Reuse foever

That Biden would Try to pick a fight with Russia Within his 1st year. Picking up right where Obama left off . People have short memories and do not remember how close we were To conflict with Russia during Obama's last year in office. Honestly, we were balancing on a razor's edge, We were legitimately knocking on the door of world war 3. I think people also forget how quickly a situation can escalate. Everything's calm today but tomorrow we could be eating missiles, it can happen just like that. I wish we could just learn to mind are own damn business as a country. I'm telling you right now the goal of the United States is to engage in a hot war with Russia. That is the goal and there is a very strong chance there will be an engagement of some sort. Flush.

Note, after this sentence I will use voice to text, my voice to text sucks.

I enjoy a comfortable ambiance in my home. I use many different color lights, well actually color changing bulbs. I can change them to any color I want. I also have Christmas lights strong out and Several neat lamps. I really like it when it is dark and my home is Dimly lit with all kinds of different colors. I find it to be very comfortable, very soothing and relaxing. You should consider doing something like this it makes a big difference in how you feel.

Right now would be a great time to find a good job that you would normally not qualify for. There is a place locally hiring for high rise window cleaning. It starts at $26\hr and no experience needed. I don't need a job but that sounds like it would be a really interesting and cool job. Just shoot out your resume to anything that looks interesting regardless of qualifications. It is really a workers market right now, you could get an awesome new job.

I me going to make chicken strips in my air fryer tonight. I am finding food tastes about twice as good air fried as it does baked. Simple things like tots which I love taste so good. I like my air fryer, its a bit different than most. Go ahead and YouTube T-FAL Actifry Original and write up a few paragraphs telling me what you think. I forgot, I will make rice as a side. Chicken and rice. Simply but good.

Look at your local Craigslist and buy yourself a used neato robotic vacuum cleaner. You can find the older models for next to nothing and they are actually better than the current version. Parts are really cheap. Batteries are only $20 so if it says it needs a new battery just hit Amazon. These things use lidar radar its fun to watch them.

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I need to do laundry tomorrow. Might wash my sheets. Its weird because I have to use my AC in the winter sometimes. I have one of those pop up coffee tables. Its very useful.

My tv is a Panasonic st60 plasma. It will hold its own with any oled, easily. Go on your local Craigslist and look for a Panasonic st60, zt60 or vt60. These are some of the best TVs ever made. Some of the other late model Panasonic's are great as well. If you see one let me know and I can tell you if its good. You can spend $100-$200 and get something that will utterly destroy the best lcds ever made. Something every bit as good as oled. The sacrifice is they will be 1080p but who needs 4k. Plasma like oled uses self illuminating pixels. Each pixel is its own light. LCD have a giant light that shines through all pixels at once (backlit). Plasma is so good.

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Well, I gotta go.

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