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If cocaine had showed up in the White House while Trump was in office, these democrat motherfucks wouldn't shut up about it. They'd be whining nonstop and screaming about impeachment until we'd have to basically threaten to kill them just to get any peace. Now? Fucking crickets. (aII)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.8 years ago

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Doxxing @Conspirologist (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.8 years ago

Face it, you know it's true.

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@Conspirologist has no real content and he can't even defend what he does post! (aII)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.8 years ago

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And then everyone clapped... (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 1.8 years ago

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I saw this so now you have to, too. Eye gouging party at noon at my place. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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Whoi's that pokejew? (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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"Black people have Jewnteenth. What do white people have?" Answer: Father's Day. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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For those few of you who still care or are laughing your asses off, reddit admins have gone full nuclear. (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 1.9 years ago

If you don't want to go to the site and risk cancer, I have done this for you.

More than a few subs have switched sub settings to NSFW as those subs then not only don't show for users who haven't opted in and people who aren't logged in but it also cuts off ad revenue on those subs. Other subs have removed all sub rules except those that the site itself imposes allowing some users to do things like post photos of their literal assholes in some of the default subs and make it to the front page (fucking god level shit, that one, honestly). Others are just taking on themes (like /steam is now about literal steam, whatever this Oliver dude crap is about, and so on.)

As a result, admins are now going in and unmoderating entire teams, locking those accounts, flipping the subs to "restricted" mode, un-NSFW toggling them, nuking posts and comments, replacing those mods. As of this moment, there are more than a few "unmoderated" popular subs and users are swarming the sub-reddit request sub to request them as they are unmoderated.

Comments are juicy, crying is abundant, powermods are tripping.

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A son was talking to his father and said "Dad, I just watched a guy do 50 pushups. Do you think you could do that?" (Jokes)

submitted by totes_magotes to Jokes 1.9 years ago

The dad looked at his son, ruffled his hair a little and replied "I don't want to brag or anything but I could probably watch someone do 100 pushups."

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Remember when those COVID vaccine early adopters started showing positive on HIV tests and then it was revealed that they put a piece of HIV in that and then immediately shut up about it? (aII)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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Biden says "Any questions? I'm supposed to call on this guy first" and then everyone gets thrown out. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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None of you can (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by totes_magotes to SoapboxBanhammer 1.9 years ago

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Remember when one of the first videos of someone dying of COVID from China involved a dude falling over out of the blue and "convulsing"? (aII)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

They really though we'd fall for that.

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During COVID: ThEy CaN dEnY aNyOne! Now: ThAt'S iLlEgal! (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to whatever 1.9 years ago

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On the weaponization of coronaviros, the involvement of the CDC, Fauci, and Pfizer and international criminal action. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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Fascist retard replaces "trans" with "jew" in a few tweets and they. still. keep. missing. the point. (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 1.9 years ago

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When you realize that you're starting to lose, you bring out the big guns: Holocaust jew does an AMA on reddit. (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 1.9 years ago

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Kevin Costgrove 9-11 911 call (NSFL audio) (www.youtube.com)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

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Alright, little fags. It's time for you to prove just how much you really believe your rhetoric and get rid of your cell phones. Literally any excuse just means you're fine until it's uncomfortable for you. (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 1.9 years ago

So, there it is. Y'all butthurt faggot fucks don't have the nerve to stand for your own words. Hitler would kill you himself for your lying faggotry.

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Things like this make me miss HPOP on OG voat. (pic8.co)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.0 years ago

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Reddit vaxxtards say the quiet part outloud: mRNA flu vaccine only possible because of COVID mRNA being forced on everyone. Further on, user dumps the science on why mRNA is so bad and they hate him for it. (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to MeanwhileOnReddit 2.0 years ago

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North Carolina removes permit requirement to purchase a handgun. In one month handgun sales increase 27 times with no corresponding increase in crime. (www.ammoland.com)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.0 years ago

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The overall risk of retinal vascular occlusion in the vaccinated cohort was 2.19 times higher than that in the unvaccinated cohort at 2 years (95% Cl 2.00–2.39). (www.nature.com)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.0 years ago

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The jew's weapon is conversation. As long as they can keep the conversation going, they can change someone's mind to willingly surrender their rights and agency. They are terrified of what happens when you stop conversing and will do anything to force a conversation and compell speech. (aII)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.0 years ago

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Relax, ain't no one coming for the illegals. We just want common sense border control: Biden sending 1,500 troops for Mexico border migrant surge (archive.ph)

submitted by totes_magotes to aII 2.0 years ago