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MaryXmas
Member for: 3.9 years

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Did Trump get arrested today or was that a nothingburger?     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.3 years ago

22 comments

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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but there will always be something to offend a feminist.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.3 years ago

2 comments

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How many bagels, could a bagel nigger jew, if a bagel nigger could jew bagels?     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.3 years ago

5 comments

If only GradeAPatriot was around to ~gaslight~ enlighten me.
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Wanna know if a woman is marriage material?      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.3 years ago

46 comments

Find out if her parents are still married.
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I love that white breast meat [oc]     (imgflip.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.3 years ago

2 comments

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Jefferson and Washington owned slaves.      (Black_History_Month)

submitted by MaryXmas to Black_History_Month 2.4 years ago

19 comments

Slavery is wrong and we shouldnt honor slave owners. I think all the black folk that took those names when they were released from slavery should change their names back to their proper tribal origin names.
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While you fags are bitching about jews, I just cut another check towards my mortgage.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.5 years ago

29 comments

I should have it paid off this year, I am 35. Both cars are paid off and 0 credit card debt.
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What are you asking Santa for?      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.6 years ago

41 comments

My loved ones want to do something nice for me and buy me a Christmas present. Only thing is that I don't need anything and don't like wasting money or surprises. I am hard to buy for I guess. Best I could come up with was a new set of pajamas.
What are you racists asking Santa for? I need some inspiration.
Don't say ar-15 and a Hawaiian shirt, I already got those.
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This is fucking hilarious. It keeps getting worse.      (twitter.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.6 years ago

20 comments

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Let my aim be true...      (PoetryForBrokenHearts)

submitted by MaryXmas to PoetryForBrokenHearts 2.6 years ago

24 comments

Let my aim be true and my hand faster than those who would seek to destroy me. Grant me victory over my foes and those that wish to harm me and mine. Let not my last thought be “If I only had my rifle”; and Lord if today is truly the day that You call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass.
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Amazon bug-men recommend dick-shaped waffle maker for children's playgrounds.      (www.amazon.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to WTF 2.7 years ago

12 comments

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That look of disapproval.     (i.4cdn.org)

submitted by MaryXmas to funny 2.8 years ago

13 comments

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Mexicans at my local gun range      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.8 years ago

4 comments

They always seem to get a gigantic meatball target at 25 feet. Then proceed to shoot a .357 python missing every shot. "Hey esse, pretty good man".
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Blacks at my local gun range.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.8 years ago

5 comments

Some black dudes were next to me at an indoor range. One guy picks up a shot shell and shows it to his buddy, "woah, that must be from a .50 bmg".

I am lucky I didn't leave with a new hole in me.
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What happens when women forget how to mother?      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.8 years ago

13 comments

I think we are getting close...
This was also a theme from a mouse experiment where they tried to grow the mouse population and the mice started killing each other until the males died and the entire population went extinct. Oops.
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Well... It kinda looks like meat.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2.9 years ago

1 comments

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"Let's go to the antique mall!"     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3.0 years ago

0 comments

Boomers fucking love the antique mall. Jelly cups from the 90s, rusty decorative pails, and antique dishes to entertain a family that no longer speaks to them.
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"Kids these days don't even know who Elvis was"     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3.0 years ago

6 comments

Because it is no longer relevant and hasn't been relevant in 50 years! Feel old yet? Have fun on your tour of Graceland.
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Kids these days don't even know what an 8-track player is!     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3.0 years ago

4 comments

8-tracks have been irrelevant for 40 years... Just like the boomers...
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Just Grillin'      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 3 years ago

2 comments

Happy Father's day to all you based boomers.
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"I could lose a few"     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3 years ago

6 comments

Why are so many boomers obese? Disgusting.
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"I don't really do technology"     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3 years ago

8 comments

Ya. We know.
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"Craftsman tools used to be good!"     (ShitBoomersSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 3 years ago

8 comments

Before everything moved to China. Thanks boomers.
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Rollerblading?     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 3 years ago

49 comments

I have been going roller blading on the local bike path for a few months now. Maybe 5 miles each time, a few times a week.
I have some adequate skates but I really don't know a thing about brands or quality, what should I be looking for? I think with the distances, the harder, larger wheels will be better for me and ceramic bearings seem to be a good upgrade. Any pointers?

This is just leisure activity but I am gravitating towards the faster side and away from the comfortable side.
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"Boomers are Narcissistic" ... post gets 45 replies of boomers arguing about their narcissism!     (ShitMillennialsSay)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitMillennialsSay 3 years ago

6 comments

ROFL.