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WhatColorIsYourTigerCage
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I'd Rather spend eternity with retards than with a bunch of Jews.


/v/Christcucks viewpost?postid=67105b305a320

Gold has properties that make it valuable to instantaneous travel between any two points in the universe.

That is why it is aight after.

The anunaki didn't come from earth, but another earth like planet in the universe. The universe is infinite, so they're are infinite earth like planets.

They started out as humans on another planet, developed the technology for light speed space travel, and then spent 100k+ years traveling here and there while stuck in a force free space ship.
Being outside of time atrophies the body.
No heavy lifting... Smaller bodies and frames.
No air to go over your vocal cords... No talky anymore.
No need to reproduce... Genitals shrink up.

Most importantly...
Lots of time to kill?... Play games of civ with planets as the board and your monkey cousins as the pieces.


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=670924244a46d

My father told me that there was a poster outside the guidance councilor's office when he was in 7th grade(maybe about 1950) that said "what business are you going to start?"

The next year; the same picture on the poster, but the text read "What job are you too get?"


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=67051bfde1386

My buddy in the Jag office showed me a stack of files that were cases coming up. Most of them dealt with dudes being raped by their buddies in their company...
This was at Bragg in the deuce.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=66f09fa1a3488

I have a rich fantasy life also... I like to pretend I have a wife and kids also


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=66f0ec7c8b71f

Crouching poo, hidden Krishna...

Epic


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=66f13fe4b6b25

A large portion of Palestinians are Christian also.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66e48fc9871a2

No. Because Israel is using Palestinians as human shields. Evacuate them and then make it glow.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66e48fc9871a2

We're all carrying parasite in our belly's. Eat 4 cigarettes.

Then what you need is aloe. Strip the outside, chop into chunks and put it into your blender... Add whatever to a nice smoothie... Drink... Feel the calm before the storm.


/v/AskUpgoat viewpost?postid=66cfb1c95fb8b

Want Bill Murray on Epstein's flight log?


/v/movies viewpost?postid=66cc71b113172

If she does, she's a whore. The guy that does it is a whore too.

Leviticus says that they should both be stoned.


/v/RealWhatever viewpost?postid=66cc8e7871b6f

If the government gave a fuck about your teeth, wouldn't they give you a cleaning every year?


/v/news viewpost?postid=66c7291d2306f

Holeee fuc... Dats what I'm talking about


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66c7480143224

Even if you didn't love Jesus, you can still hate the Jews.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=66c508c91a404

Uh... When you talk into your phone, try to go back and add punctuation.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=66c400d03731f

I had the pleasure of having dinner with Victoria Jackson once.

Nice gal. Good manners.


/v/Health viewpost?postid=66c1f1cb86d39

"even if you don't love Jesus, you can still hate the Jews"


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=662e553b13519

I'll invest when you get it up an he running.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6626bb74a8167