I know it's pathetic, but there it is. It was too fucking cold out there to find twigs and coal and carrots and hats. I said I would, and I did. I made no claim that it would be great!
It hasn't snowed here in about 25 years, and even then it was like 1 inch. They're forecasting more than 4 inches today so I expect the locals are going to be freaking out.