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Greasy 0 points 2 weeks ago

[The drunk driver was white...](https://www.fox29.com/news/driver-charged-chester-hit-and-run-left-8-year-old-boy-severely-injured)

Greasy 1 point 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah? Well, what about horseshoe crabs? Huh? *Ever think of that?!*

Greasy 0 points 4 weeks ago

https://tineye.com/search/fdcfd5b4d1ea825e7f31389600c81d6e94c820a5

Greasy 1 point 4 weeks ago

No matter how I look at it, it's you guys' fault I'm not affirmed!

Greasy 0 points 1 month ago

He's from ancient Rome. How would he write such a number?

Greasy 1 point 1 month ago

Seems like some people haven't seen *WarGames!*

Greasy 1 point 1 month ago

That's what the ladies always tell me.

Greasy 1 point 1 month ago

You mean "Jessie." Jesse is a dude's name.

Greasy 1 point 2 months ago

This guy needs to stop deadnaming!

Greasy 2 points 2 months ago

In his defense, would it make much sense for him to ask men to fist his asshole on a *straight* dating app?

Greasy 3 points 3 months ago

No, it's not a penis. It's something truly magical. And the legs belong to a fellow who will soon experience something unforgettable. :')

Greasy 2 points 4 months ago

Does he play soccer?

Greasy 0 points 4 months ago

Nice cable management. What is that, scotch tape?

Greasy 2 points 4 months ago

Its manner of speaking reminds me of the newscaster guy in *Perfect Vermin*.

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

[The Sequel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkgyvgG2fXs)

Greasy 0 points 5 months ago

It identifies as a bull

Greasy 0 points 5 months ago

What sort of flea market keeps their cash on one of the tables instead of in a cash register?

Greasy 1 point 5 months ago

Maybe something like [this](https://x.com/LuckyMcGee/status/1820301894889488870)?

Greasy 1 point 6 months ago

[Glue a yeast chip onto the back of a cockroach and it's Agent Roach reporting for duty.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9eRrm2HsjU) (NSFW)

Greasy 0 points 6 months ago

**PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME SOMEBODY'S LOOKING AT ME SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME**

Greasy 1 point 6 months ago

Whoa, I'm not about to "discusss" such information with literal snakes.

Greasy 0 points 6 months ago

Poop.*

Greasy 1 point 6 months ago

Those are only FIVE stooges, silly.

Greasy 1 point 7 months ago

Diabolical lick!

Greasy 0 points 7 months ago

["Sweet Bolt"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7esHl5B1BD8)