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Mr_
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What voice do you use for internet archive books?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Mr_ to AskUpgoat 2 weeks ago

5 comments

Title. I was going to listen to metro 2033 after one of you posted the internet archive of it, but wow the text to speech options I clicked through gave me ear cancer and now I’m retarded
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*chirp* *chirp* smash     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Mr_ to whatever 8 months ago

2 comments

My ceiling bird started chirping so I had to fix it. For whatever reason this 10yr battery made it 3-4.

My 4yo son heard it, pointed and said “dad that needs fixed” but he is white so could be genetic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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black invention myths     (tightroperecords.com)

submitted by Mr_ to whatever 1.2 years ago

3 comments

Y’all probably know all this but with it being February now is a good time to bring this back up.
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Y’all got any fishing tips?     (Dads)

submitted by Mr_ to Dads 1.3 years ago

35 comments

Hi goats, on my list of things my dad did well, fishing is not on it. I want to learn some basics to be able to teach my 3yo and his about to be born brother something, anything really, about it. What my dad did teach me is that lures are made to trick fishermen out of some money, but beyond that I have no clue where to start. I’ll be in freshwater creeks, ponds, some lakes. I’m north Dallas so without a long drive I’m not planing on eating anything from here so non game catching is fine. Blue gill and perch are as fun to me as a small bass but I’ve only reeled in a handful on borrowed rods. My memories from fishing as a kid is tangled lines or hooks caught in rocks and submerged trees. Basically what I’m hoping for is if someone can point me to is a simple guide or first hand pointers on what minimum equipment I can get to take my boy and spend more time in nature and hopefully reel in something to take a picture of.
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Steam summer sale has me curious; is there a "no niggers mod" for hogwarts legacy?     (gaming)

submitted by Mr_ to gaming 1.8 years ago

14 comments

Title pretty much says it. I've looked around on nexus and aqxaromods but I haven't seen what I am looking for... If you know of a character texture fix to make this a reasonable experience without forced diversity please let me know.
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Malt liquor and fried chicken     (whatever)

submitted by Mr_ to whatever 1.9 years ago

20 comments

I lived in Galveston for over 10 years. Yes it was a mistake. I did always get some fried chicken and a Mickey’s malt liquor on June 19th. Not a holiday, I viewed it more as a mockery. May your watermelons always be ripe.
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Amberlamps     (Dads)

submitted by Mr_ to Dads 1.9 years ago

2 comments

Turns out my almost 3 year old is a white supremacist; He heard sirens and said “I hear an ambulance!” Pronounced completely correctly. #ProudDad
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Are polls spam?     (whatever)

submitted by Mr_ to whatever 2 years ago

2 comments

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I didn’t ND or AD     (Guns)

submitted by Mr_ to Guns 2 years ago

8 comments

I didn’t fuck up and shoot my empty house. Following procedure, racking multiple times visually checking the chamber, etc etc. I’m not to big to fail, just hasn’t happened yet with a daily chambered carry that I clear and unload at the house.
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ATF is still retarded      (www.thetruthaboutguns.com)

submitted by Mr_ to Guns 2.3 years ago

6 comments

I missed hearing about this yesterday, so I figured I would post this here incase y’all did too.
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How strong are utility lines?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Mr_ to whatever 2.7 years ago

12 comments

Storm just came through and knocked over my red oak. Oncor’s phone lines claim to be about a 3 hour wait. The sparks were cool in retrospect now that everything seems to have stabilized.