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Nashorn
Member for: 3 years

scp: 71 (+71/-0)
ccp: 245 (+249/-4)
votes given: 2921 (+2461/-460)
score: 316





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She has a hard time drawing nogs accurately. Her other stuff is pretty good.


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My brother-in-law was a Homicide detective. He had a case where a man had killed his brother for touching his tuna sandwich. The man said, "I tol him! I tol him! Don't touch my tuna fish sandwich or I'll kill you! He touched it so I killed him."


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67cc87a79c2d6

Nashorn 2 points 2 months ago

If the times of the Gentiles were fulfilled wouldn't Christ come back?


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Nashorn 3 points 9 months ago

Good work. I love a smoked brisket. I wrap in foil near the end to get to 200+.


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Nashorn 0 points 10 months ago

I don't think the BigGuyFromQueens is a fat black guy.


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Nashorn 2 points 1.4 years ago

The original image was Death complaining about getting Pee Wee Herman and saying "Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing?"


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Nashorn 1 point 1.7 years ago

Our Goddaughter is a ballerina so we go watch her dance several times a year. I enjoy watching her at the top of her craft. Second best is watching the little kids dance because they are so cute.


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Nashorn 1 point 2.0 years ago

Accurate shooting by the homeowner. Must've used bird shot; should've used buck shot.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.5 years ago

Didn't Sarah Silverman say something similar to this back in the early 2000's?


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Nashorn 0 points 2.7 years ago

A few snipers would clear up those barriers/ramparts real quick.


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Nashorn 4 points 2.7 years ago

Prayers to the great physician for your nephew. A 2 yea-old got vaxxed and now has blood clots; this hit me right in the feels.


/v/Health viewpost?postid=630e58dadd8c3

Nashorn 1 point 2.7 years ago

Just went to the San Diego zoo and heard some employee tell a crowd of children that koalas don't drink. I thought it was complete bullflap.


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Nashorn 4 points 2.8 years ago

Somehow there are shortages of appliances like refrigerators, washers, dryers, etc. I'm told there are supply chain issues. But flat screen TVs? Stores are full of these things.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.8 years ago

My wife often marinades chicken with sake. Would it be better with a salt brine added as well?


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Nashorn 2 points 2.9 years ago

Odd that when you google his name most of the sites reporting on Alden Bunag don't have a picture of him.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.9 years ago

Watch. This will be the excuse for the lack of human remains from the holocaust. The 6 million ended up as fertilizer.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.9 years ago

I thought it was because Hugo Boss designed the German uniforms.


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Nashorn 1 point 2.9 years ago

I wish they had held their ground and shamed the stupid troops. If the soldiers folded it could have forced an end to this or cause the Feds to really up the pressure. Maybe Whites would've woken up.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.9 years ago

She voted for DA Gascon. She's getting what she voted for, good and hard


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Nashorn 0 points 2.9 years ago

He does look like Stalin. He needs to make the moustache a little thicker though.


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Nashorn 0 points 2.9 years ago

But no one keeps God's commandments. Our righteousness outside of Christ is just filthy rags.


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Nashorn 1 point 2.9 years ago

I went to Branson last week. I hiked along a creek in the woods and thought it was strange that I never saw any mosquitos. It looked like the perfect breeding area too.


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Nashorn 3 points 2.9 years ago

Would potassium perchlorate do the same thing?


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