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Portmanure
Member for: 2.6 years

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Not my usual fare but this one time at band camp…     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to music 4 months ago

1 comments

…can’t quite put my finger on why I like this video :D

(Alex Guadino - Destination Calabria 3:03)
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Ladies you just need to choose the right man instead of risking the bear.     (northernontario.ctvnews.ca)

submitted by Portmanure to TraditionalMen 4 months ago

3 comments

Sometimes instinct is all you got in a moment of sudden danger. I salute this Man.
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There’s not enough yodeling in todays rock music - Hocus Pocus by Focus     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to music 5 months ago

8 comments

Professor of rock does an interesting episode on this song if you’re wondering “what the hell did I just listen too?” https://youtu.be/MV0F_XiR48Q

I can’t listen to this song with rocking out and smiling at the same time
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A possible reason Trump is picking so many women in his cabinet….     (media3.locals.com)

submitted by Portmanure to funny 5 months ago

7 comments

He has learned this time around…lol
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Old Mistress joke but still gets a laugh…     (funny)

submitted by Portmanure to funny 5 months ago

5 comments

A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and asks, "Who the hell was that?"

The husband answers "Oh, she's my mistress."

The wife angrily says, "Well, that's the last straw, I've had enough, and I want a divorce."

He replies, "I can understand that but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Rolls Royce’s and Ferrari's in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm and the wife asks, "Who's that woman with Jim?"

The husband tells her, "That's his mistress."

The wife thinks for a moment and says, "Well, ours is prettier."…
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A preview of Kamala’s concession speech, hee hee!     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to USPolitics 5 months ago

1 comments

2:51 but funny and appropo

(It’s an oldie from the laugh In days, Pat Paulsen for Prez!)
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Every club needs a theme song     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to SocietyOfCompleteAndTotalBastards 6 months ago

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For your consideration I nominate Primus - Here come the Bastards
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The Secret Service must be exasperated now, they’ve gone out of their way to make a hit possible on Trump and yet, the would be assassins keep screwing up!     (USPolitics)

submitted by Portmanure to USPolitics 7 months ago

16 comments

I sure hope trumps first act when elected is a complete reform of the secret service. That agency needs to be purged and rebuilt under new management.
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I love my Ooni Pizza oven. I have the Ooni Karu 12     (Epicurious)

submitted by Portmanure to Epicurious 7 months ago

6 comments

I have the propane adapter but have only used it with wood charcoal. I love it. I am at the skill level where no two pizzas are alike. I’m getting better, but they always come out delicious. We make our own pizza dough at home using Caputo Pizzeria Flour. But are experimenting with off the shelf flour.
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RIP Paul, you will be missed. Paul Harrell has passed.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Portmanure to Guns 7 months ago

2 comments

He has gone home, his extensive library remains with us.
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I think the new insult for this election cycle is “You lie like a fact checker!”     (thelibertydaily.com)

submitted by Portmanure to USPolitics 8 months ago

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As soon as I hear the word “fact checker,” I already know it’s full of BS!
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I pinned my stars and strips on a woman. I knew I was wrong. I’ve been wrong every single time when it comes to women. Every man needs his Wilma. I got my Wilma      (whatever)

submitted by Portmanure to whatever 9 months ago

3 comments

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Wait a second, that’s Jeannie!     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to WhiteBeauty 9 months ago

8 comments

My dream girl.
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I liked Sonny and Cher. Not Sonny or Cher.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to music 9 months ago

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Back when Cher was actually pretty.
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Bought my first camper.     (Campfire)

submitted by Portmanure to Campfire 9 months ago

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I’m too old to tent camp, I’m done with that. Waking up with more aches and pains than I fell asleep with. No bueno! I also despise glamping. Why? Just why? But I do want to get out there. So I bought my first camper. I’m not sure how this is going to work out. It’s a tiny little cabin on wheels. To end the suspense I bought a Nucamp 320s Boondock because I may not go far but I do want to leave the trail. I’ll report back on how this turns out.
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The secret service was in on it. This was their idea.     (conspiracy)

submitted by Portmanure to conspiracy 9 months ago

22 comments

They made this happen to solve the Trump problem.
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I remember when my momma, tossed me outside and said go play. I didn’t come back until the street lights were on.     (Talk)

submitted by Portmanure to Talk 9 months ago

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I’d walk in the house, and would be greeted with a disappointed “oh, there you are” I never thought about that, it was my normal. Until when I got older I did a dna test and realized I was (and still am) a bastard. Both mom and dad were hoping I would just disappear. Well, here I am, successful and thriving despite being my mother’s shame and my fathers embarrassment. (It hurts though.)
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A case against gun control     (Guns)

submitted by Portmanure to Guns 9 months ago

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If you look everywhere in the world. The people with the guns are in control. The people without the guns are the “controlled” this is true everywhere. But in the US the people have the guns. Think about why the left is trying so hard to take away the people’s guns.
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Occasionally, I like to listen to the old music and honor my heritage      (youtu.be)

submitted by Portmanure to music 9 months ago

3 comments

During these trying time I’ll dig them up. It’s feel good music that reminds me I come from a proud heritage and a proud race. Most won’t understand it, probably never heard the old music. ;j
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I love my dawg, but picking up her no.2 has been well, difficult and interesting.     (dogs)

submitted by Portmanure to dogs 10 months ago

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She’s a dog, 70 pounds of German shepherd. She’s fast and sneaky. I go out twice a day and scoop her poop. But it’s been a voyage of discovery. Holy crap, is that a plastic bag, holy shit, is that cat hair. I’m very careful what I feed her but we’re did all this garbage come from?
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I can play this game too, I present broken peach. I just love them.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Portmanure to RadioFreeVOAT 10 months ago

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The funny thing about precious metals. Gold/silver is very common (like diamonds)     (Finance)

submitted by Portmanure to Finance 10 months ago

14 comments

All it takes is for one of these burgeoning space companies to park an asteroid in orbit around earth. There’s more gold/silver in that rock that has ever been dug out of the ground. When you see an attack on a space company, that’s the money changers who don’t want to lose control of the banks.
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Some fuckery is afoot.     (Voat)

submitted by Portmanure to Voat 10 months ago

13 comments

Occasionally a topic I respond or post about disappears. I think there is active editing going on.
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How do I hurt YouTube monetarily? Mean I can watch their content and make sure they get no revenue?     (StupidQuestions)

submitted by Portmanure to StupidQuestions 10 months ago

56 comments

I hate that place so much, but there is so much I want to watch. Waiting to click through ads makes it worse. Clicking through ads means someone besides YouTube is making money. I want to sidestep all that and not give a dime to YouTube and their unreasonable censorship. I want my favorite YouTube channels to get the revenue they deserve. But YouTube like an insurance company does everything they can to cheat them out of their well earned revenue.
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NORAD wasn’t established to defend against the Communist menace. It was a UFO recovery program.     (NoticingThings)

submitted by Portmanure to NoticingThings 10 months ago

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And they were and are still successful.

(Chat amongst yourselves.)