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goat777
Member for: 4.2 years

scp: 5 (+5/-0)
ccp: 621 (+699/-78)
votes given: 2826 (+2729/-97)
score: 626





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Because of the title and it being posted here, I expected that it was going to end with him trying to steal the helicopter, or stabbing someone inside.


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Very pretty.

Is it really a hike if it's practically flat, though?


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Will never listen to them again after they required vaxxie for their concerts.


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goat777 4 points 2 months ago

I bring my lunch to the cafeteria because I agree, eating at your desk is pretty gross. I don't want to smell your food or hear your mouth smacking while I'm trying to work.


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goat777 0 points 2 months ago

"Itching to develop a computer game"

Nope. No coders, they have no real hobbies and don't have an adventurous bone in their bodies. Peloton, bodyweight exercises, and jogging don't count as a workout. If my biceps are bigger than yours, which they likely are, whatever you're doing doesn't count as a workout.


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goat777 9 points 2 months ago

You definitely don't want the guys here, or anyone they'd recommend. They're either old smokers with beards containing crumbs of food, or younger guys that don't work out and play video games.

Go meet a good guy organically at the shooting range or Cabela's or grocery stores or martial arts schools or idk anywhere an interesting man might wander. If you look for an internet guy though all you'll get is an internet guy.


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goat777 0 points 2 months ago

Tobacco and weed, both cold turkey. I tried tapering, never worked. You just gotta rip off the bandaid.


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goat777 2 points 2 months ago

Make your own group and see how many ladies show up, you just need to have the audacity. What does that even mean anyway, that some of the kids are gay? The moms?

Men do actual fun shit and can make more down to earth friends but I'm not convinced they'll always keep it platonic so being close friends is not an option.


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goat777 1 point 2 months ago

Maybe it's because there are a lot more liberal women than men. My liberal friends are ok but they just don't get life from my perspective at all so it would be nice to have conservative lady friends.


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goat777 0 points 2 months ago

Sweet, I'm in shitty New England. Where are you?


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goat777 1 point 2 months ago

I don't want to meet any of you, but if you all have wives that are into outdoorsy stuff, crafts, foraging etc I'd be up for a ladies only thing. Literally every new girl I meet is liberal, or at least pro abortion.


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goat777 1 point 4 months ago

Time for a reality check:

I'm 117 lbs, athletic and healthy. What are YOUR stats, fat fuck?


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goat777 1 point 4 months ago

Weak. If they're not rounding up at least the daily amount of people crossing each day then I'm not impressed.


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goat777 0 points 4 months ago

Speaking of, I should report the busfull that get dropped off at my Walmart weekly. They take their sweet ass time going slow in the store and stand outside leering at women in the parking lot. Buh bye!


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goat777 0 points 4 months ago

I plan all our meals for two weeks, shop by ingredients I need. No extras except my beloved sparkling water.


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goat777 3 points 4 months ago

I know someone whose brother is over 30 and still will only eat chicken nuggets and pizza, everything else makes him want to vomit because his parents gave in to that shit when he was a kid.

In contrast I would eat almost anything put in front of me as a kid because sweets and shit wasn't kept in our house. On Halloween though I was allowed to keep all my candy and eat the shit out of it til it was gone. It's all about expectations you set with your kid, a treat isn't a treat if you get it all the time!


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goat777 1 point 1.3 years ago

The last time someone on the internet gave me computer advice was when I was a kid. I ended up wiping our hard drive.

This sucks.


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goat777 0 points 1.3 years ago

Fat fucks can be found estivating in the summer.


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goat777 0 points 1.3 years ago

Why can I all of a sudden not see anything from catbox? This has been going on for weeks


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goat777 2 points 1.4 years ago

I believe it's intentionally like this by design so that most whites will pay and subsidize the people who will cheat the system. Nothing surprising about this at all.


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