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jerryreed
Member for: 2.7 years

scp: -13 (+18/-31)
ccp: -17 (+11/-28)
votes given: 8 (+8/-0)
score: -30





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who has played the smash hit computer game Civilization?     (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

24 comments

why does Sid hate me so?
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Why won't women stop having heated sex with me?     (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

13 comments

It's getting out of hand. A man only has so much seed to spread, even I can barely keep up with bedding a new women each and every night. What can I do to reduce the growth of my ungodly body count? They just won't seem to leave me alone no matter how much I snub them. What I doing wrong here? I can't change things like my dashing good looks, supreme height, unmatched charisma, or magnificent dong, and doing retarded gay things like spending 5 minutes of my life on sites such as these don't seem to decrease my electrifying magnetism. Am I really a lost cause or does anyone have useful advice for a stallion in my uncomfortably sexy position?
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@jobes      (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

1 comments

I am now willing to hand over our friend Matt,,\r\n\r\nfor a price\r\n\r\n\r\nmeet me at our regular spot, (that roof)
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HEY EVERYBODY. have I got your attention? what else should you be thinking about? I've really got some stuff to say that'll brighten your whole diggidy dang day!     (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

10 comments

I had sex today, oooooh-wee don't it feel so GOOD! a brand fresh new woman too! it's really very exciting and all, have you had sweet passionate love recently? I hope it felt as good as I do you know, and I hope that each and every one of you will have a dong as impressive as mine one day! really, it's a hard thing to come by and it's a shame you don't have all the tingly tang-ly nerves that this super boy does. ANYWAYS - BACK TO MORE SEX. something you should also try if you've got the chance today, or tomorrow, or any time really, unless you're a depraved faggot you know, CUZ WHO DOESN'T LOVE SEX


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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oooooh boy, I think I'm getting a wee bit tired of all this hard work here. I reckon it's high time I retire and take life a little easier. these last few posts have taken quite a toll you know, I can't just keep pumping out this quality content like a machine day in and day out. even I need a brea     (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

4 comments

lot's more room here. I don't really feel like filling it up though. this will have to do. if you want to here something interesting send something interesting to [email protected]

I think that's it. I don't think there's anything else? maybe, I'm not sure, what are you gonna do amirite? anyways, looks like the end right about here, if it was to period anytime soon. maybe now? I suppose not. if not then I must have had something to say. guess I've forgotten it by now then haven't I? alright, that's all, that's it, no more of this nonsense, I've really had enough. It's high time you piss off. get off now you silly sonofabitch. I haven't time for this I said piss off. honest to god why are you still here I have much better things to be doing and so should you.

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well, as long as we're here we might as well make the best of it I suppose.
what's your name?
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hello?
..hello?
Oh now c'mon we're both stuck in this together there is really no need to be a sour puss about it. You really needn't be worried about me, really, I'm as tame as a sheep. I'm just like you, see. Just another sorry soul looking to escape from this hellish trap. That reminds me, have you any idea of a way out?
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HELLO?
A WAY OUT PERHAPS??
well crikey it seems you like it in here don't you, ya sick son of a bitch. I really can't believe it, here I was thinking we was good pals this whole damn time and you was just sitting there with a shitty grin on that ugly mug of yours thinking about how grand it would be to keep poor little old me all cooped up in such a depressing place as this. well I just won't have it! let me out! LET ME OUT! did you hear me?!? I SAID LET ME OUT.
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NOw, I really didn't want this to get ugly, but you force my hand. really, prepare for some bad stuff old chap, we aren't playing with mister nice guy anymore! let me just take off these sissytime gloves here and get warmed up to opening up this giant can of whoop-ass all over your sorry face.
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Huh?
EXPIRED??
AN EXPIRED CAN OF WHOOP-ASS??
NOW?!
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*ahem*
excuse me a moment, I will be seeing you in just a moment.
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What's good?      (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

39 comments

Looking for good things, share them with me so I might as well be good
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If you are reading this than I haven\'t been cut off. (READ ON, ((VERY IMPORTANT)) ESCAPE THE CENSORSHIP)))      (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

6 comments

those of you with HAM radio experience will know exactly what to do. STAY STRONG, WE WILL KNOW EACH OTHER SOON
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I haven't been given any numbers yet, will this be my last allowable post??      (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

12 comments

stay tuned and findout, you really really don't want to miss my super duper extravaganza
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WHERE THE FUUUUUCK CAN I FIND THE DISCOGRAPHY OF OUR GLORIOUS JERRY REED???!!!!!!!!!     (music)

submitted by jerryreed to music 2.7 years ago

10 comments

plz help I used to have it but no it has been seemingly forever lost in a hard drive shuffle. every album, every album I need.
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I am a young prime white male     (whatever)

submitted by jerryreed to whatever 2.7 years ago

25 comments

should I or should I not drink a pint of hard liquor per day?

why not?


it feels so good