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masuji
Member for: 3.2 years

scp: 49 (+51/-2)
ccp: 97 (+102/-5)
votes given: 112 (+112/-0)
score: 146





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Something lighter to distract from the impending world war     (yewtu.be)

submitted by masuji to whatever 3.2 years ago

1 comments

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Red pill me on the lutheran church     (religion)

submitted by masuji to religion 3.2 years ago

26 comments

Just had a weird inkling theres something fucky about the prophet ezekiel, besides him being black. And I noticed both the east orthodox and lutheran churches have him as a saint.

First and foremost, whats the deal with the lutherans then?
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If you read one thing today: "It wasn’t ‘Ivan’ who caused the biggest wealth transfer in human history with the Covid scandal"     (im1776.com)

submitted by masuji to news 3.2 years ago

0 comments

"In response to my Okie compatriots in the State Legislature and others across the country, I would remind you it wasn’t Vladimir Putin who has been conducting a scorched-earth culture war upon our beliefs, history, and identity, and degraded our social fabric to the point we now have to fight against the normalization of transsexualism. It wasn’t the Russians who outsourced our productive capacity while sending us upon one misbegotten war after another and flooding the country with drugs. It wasn’t ‘Ivan’ who caused the biggest wealth transfer in human history with the Covid scandal"
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Warning. Ogunquit is "right around the corner".     (whatever)

submitted by masuji to whatever 3.2 years ago

10 comments

If you know what this means, buy gas masks, and water purification tablets.

The biolabs narrative in ukraine is precursor excuse.

"Ogunquit", town of 917 people. If you own a tv, and the weather station mentions it and you don't fucking live in maine..

Begin preparing **immediately.**
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The Dog, The Jew, And The Two Princes: A cautionary tale.     (4Chan)

submitted by masuji to 4Chan 3.2 years ago

2 comments

Two men fight to get into the gates of hades, and claim the throne.

Before them is a small dog guarding the way.

The first man, to gain an advantage, feeds the dog. And the dog grows a bit bigger.

The dog eats the man's opponent, grows a little bit, and out pops a third head.

Along comes a few more men, who, all seeking power, feed the dog.

The dog gobbles up each in turn, growing more and more, each time popping out a new head.

At last the dog is huge, and fierce. Its size is so large, its heads so numerous, it no longer resembles a dog at all.

The kings and princes in their principalities too late recognize the peril, as the dog breaks its chain to consume the world.

They realize too late what they were feeding was not a dog at all.

It was a hydra.

And on the body of this great tentacled beast, with many heads, and many mouths, that spit all forms of blasphemy and lies, was a great seal.

It was the seal of david.

And hell followed with it.
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Tazer Tag     (yewtu.be)

submitted by masuji to 4Chan 3.2 years ago

3 comments

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Explaining to furries, in ebonics, about the jews.      (4Chan)

submitted by masuji to 4Chan 3.2 years ago

7 comments

https://www.anondraw.com

Bonus points for

1. not telling people to kill themselves (laziness)

2. getting them to endorse fascism

3. having them denounce jews or marxists

4. getting them to express doubts

5. making them believe you're black or some other ethnicity.

KEYWORD GUIDE FOR THOSE WHO DONT SPRACHE EN DER NEGRO:

they: dey
that: dat
with: wit, wit it
with you: witchu, wit chu
the: teh, duh, ta
school: skool
hating: hatin'
for real: 4 real, fur real, fur reel
you: u, yu
I would like to fight with you good sir: wassup! wassup! wassup!
hold up: hol up. hol up. (twice)
violent street offenders: yuts, youths, yoots
these streets: deez skreets
these: deez



end any sentence, and/or incorporate it with:
'bro', 'fam', 'lit', 'fire', 'represent!' for double play of the day.

fictional cities you're from:
cincinnatti
chicongo
nyc
'philly'
detroit
cleveland
baltimore
wakanda.
+10 points for selling it.

favorite drinks:
colt .45, baby thats all we need. + 150 points and a large soda.

TIPS

1. when you're losing them because you just called something they drew gay, follow it with a compliment about something else.

2. ask who the artists are, show interest.

3. follow it with more 'ignorance' for maximum uncertainty from the crowd

4. when they ask why you came to anondraw, be sure to tell em "cuz i like art.'

5. when they take offense because you again called something gay, just say "no hatin. i just call it way it iz fam. fur real. how we talk where im from yo.'
etc

6. end the conversation after a while, with some fact about jews.
"jews want you to chop off your balls, or tits, because they know you'll never pass, and they want you to grow up bitter forever-alone radical marxists."

7. enjoy living rent free in their heads for the next six hours.
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The "mandela effect" psychological trap, and how it is exploited by pscyh-warfare working groups and NGOs.     (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by masuji to 4Chan 3.2 years ago

2 comments

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Possible outbreak of marburg fever (fearporn)     (random)

submitted by masuji to random 3.2 years ago

4 comments

Just speculating and looking at trends data.
The words "fever", "rash", "bleeding", and "vomitting", bring up many states, but only one state shares all those, and its current search interest across all terms ranges from +50% higher than normal to +200% higher than normal.

Rash is not a symptom of the coof.
Neither is vomitting, or bleeding.

Make of it what you will. Probably retardation and seeing patterns in white noise.

The state in question is west virginia.

A stone's throw away from PA and the monkey incident.
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Situational Analysis of The U.S, Markets, And Russia     (politics)

submitted by masuji to politics 3.2 years ago

4 comments

US GOVERNMENT:
1. distract from economy
2. distract from specific leaders failings and crimes
3. prevent russia from seizing control of the middle east
4. therefore drawing closer to major muslim countries
5. drop liabilities or allies that frusterate point 4
6. ergo we can expect a cooling of israel relations with the u.s.
perhaps by way of pushing the two state solution, or offering a competing
set of deals to iran and other nations, or tactic agreement to iran
having nukes
7. we can therefore likely predict, if trump isn't elected president again,
the israels will switch support to russia, or start a war before
their opponents unite against them
8. u.s. would only distract from the economy if it *couldnt* fix it.
9. if it COULD fix it, the ruling regime *would* to assure their prefered parties and president stay in power.
10. the actions available are a. raise rates, but not so much it breaks the market. b. accelerated money printing and large scale social programs through
centralization of markets, c. new stronger regulations and the restoration of various financial laws that have been rolled back. d. jailing bad faith financial actors or forcing banruptcy, e. anti-monopoly laws
11. wars are possible distractions, but have to be justifiable to the base.
12. there is no public support for it. This is an election year.
13. Because of that any real major conflict will wait to be kicked off till after midterms.
14. in the mean time the standard playbook can be expected (u.s. proxy terrorism)
15. this is supported by the u.s. shipping arms to the ukrainians while suggesting the russians are supporting proxies as well.
16. this action appears to be more of a public propaganda move, or an actual move, disguised as a public propaganda move.
17. it is as if the u.s. regime claims to publically want the war, but privately doesn't actually want it.
18. we can conclude from this, and other actions, that its about getting NATO involved, instead of the u.s. kicking it off.
19. the u.s. therefore does not want to appear to be an aggressor, while banging the war drum for its allies
20. outside the scope of situational logic, historically the u.s. and russia provoked ww2, but used national allies (rather than insurgent proxies) to
get the major fighting going. This is secondary, but it supports the analysis.

On number 10.
a. won't work, because the markets already showed it *cant* work
b. is very likely if we factor in the need to boost popularity numbers
to keep the prefered regime party in office in 2022-2024 and beyond.
c. will likely pass in order to swing the middle in u.s. elections
d. won't happen, except as political retaliation
e. will likely pass because people on both sides of the aisle support it, and it enables the removal of non-ESG major players from the market as major forces, especially those that are technically zombies (not even profit to pay off debt).


RUSSIA:
1. boost exports to support the ruble (which is mainly based on gas)
2. because of this, prevent u.s. control of the middle east, or get us
to withdraw
3. hold syria and ally with turkey, or iran, or israel
4. cut of EU gas, and leverage them into buying russian, or else control
EUs ability to buy middle eastern gas.


MARKETS:
1. fighting over gas supply and contracts leads to volatility
2. chasing yield, investment money pours in to exploit that volatility, despite the ESG green investment scam.
3. More investments goes to green as markets see that gas is volatile.
4. this leads to a rise in asian electronics makers stock prices, and likewise german engineering firms.
5. we see a renewed push in the day traders, and e-traders, namely from the fronts of major companies, looking to *create* the market for buyers at peaks, much the same way crypt-influencers and daytrader youtubers and article writers are paid now by major firms.