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If honey bees make honey what kind of bees make milk?      (Jokes)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 3 weeks ago (+40/-2)
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Boo bees.

Thank you & good day, saars
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A half nigger half kike boy goes to his father and axe him     (Jokes)
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 2 weeks ago (+34/-0)
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Am I more black or jewish. The father asks him why he wants to know.

Well there’s a boy at school selling his bike for $50, and I want to know if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it.
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I Want to be Friends With Her…     (youtube.com)
submitted by dingbat to Jokes 3 weeks ago (+20/-2)
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What’s The Useless Flesh That Surrounds The Vagina Called?     (Jokes)
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 5 days ago (+16/-3)
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The woman.
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?     (Jokes)
submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 4 weeks ago (+7/-0)
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Anna-One, Anna-Two……


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What do mopeds and fat girls have in common?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 weeks ago (+6/-2)
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They're both fun to ride as long as your friends don't know.
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What do you get when spics and niggers breed with each other?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 6 days ago (+4/-0)
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Kids who are too lazy to steal.
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Why Is It Called Hungary?     (Jokes)
submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 1 week ago (+3/-2)
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Because they’re hung Aryans.
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at the ministry     (Jokes)
submitted by boekanier to Jokes 3 weeks ago (+1/-1)
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INDUSTRIAL: I am looking for a good job for my son. Can you help me?
MINISTER: Yes, the position of director-general at my ministry is still available.
INDUSTRIAL: Oh dear, with such a salary my son will be in trouble. I know him, with such a salary he will go to gaming halls and the women.
MINISTER: And what do you think of secretary-general at my ministry?
INDUSTRIAL: No, that still earns too much.
MINISTER: Would director of a regional department of Finance be something for him?
INDUSTRIAL: No, I don't like that either. It will be the same old thing. He can still be in trouble.
MINISTER: Well, but for a position that is even lower, I can't help you. Your son will have to take an exam for that.
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What did the father say after he pumped a load into his daughter and dumped her in a shallow grave?     (Jokes)
submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 weeks ago (+1/-9)
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"Now that's what I call a pump and dump!"
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A man's teenage daughter is acting up, so he takes her into the back room and pumps a load in her. As she leaves the room, wobbling, he then tells her to take out the trash.     (Jokes)
submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 days ago (+1/-14)
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She sighs and says "I guess I'm just a cum dumpster now."