A redneck driving a Chevy happily hitting black people on the road. One day he picked up Jesus who was hitchhiking. "Oh I can't hit any more black people with my car," the redneck thought "I don't want to look bad for Jesus." Then he saw another black man on the road, "I better pretend to fall asleep and serve my car at the black man so Jesus would think it was an accident." So he swerved his car and closed his eyes and heard a "BAM!" He opened his eyes and said "What happened? Did I hit that black man?" and Jesus replied "No, but I sure hit that Nigger with the car door!"
INDUSTRIAL: I am looking for a good job for my son. Can you help me? MINISTER: Yes, the position of director-general at my ministry is still available. INDUSTRIAL: Oh dear, with such a salary my son will be in trouble. I know him, with such a salary he will go to gaming halls and the women. MINISTER: And what do you think of secretary-general at my ministry? INDUSTRIAL: No, that still earns too much. MINISTER: Would director of a regional department of Finance be something for him? INDUSTRIAL: No, I don't like that either. It will be the same old thing. He can still be in trouble. MINISTER: Well, but for a position that is even lower, I can't help you. Your son will have to take an exam for that.
