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A young couple is talking, concerned about their finances     (Jokes)
submitted by Lost_In_The_Thinking to Jokes 2 months ago (+12/-2)
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"I don't understand why we're having trouble. Before we were married, you told me you were well off."

"I was, but I didn't know it at the time."
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What do you call a nigger with two black eyes? original content     (Jokes)
submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 2 months ago (+26/-0)
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nigger.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 months ago (+9/-1)
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Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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What do you call one white guy surrounded by ten niggers?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 months ago (+18/-0)
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Quarterback.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by a hundred niggers?

Warden.
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Why did the pajeet cross the road?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 months ago (+22/-2)
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To take a shit on the other side.
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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 months ago (+6/-0)
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None. They keep slipping down the drain.
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Why did @Gowithit cross the road?     (Jokes)
submitted by Anus_Expander to Jokes 2 months ago (+9/-2)
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The Dollar Store was having a clearance sale.
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How do lesbians kiss?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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With their lips
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What Did Jeffery Dahmer Say to Lorena Bobbitt?      (Jokes)
submitted by Scyber to Jokes 2 months ago (+13/-0)
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"Are you gonna eat that...?"
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So I was going down on my girlfriend when suddenly, I tasted horse semen.     (Jokes)
submitted by Trope to Jokes 2 months ago (+3/-5)
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I exclaimed: “Wow, grandma, so this is how you died!”
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No. 3 -- Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 3 months ago (+14/-0)
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Roses are red,

Violets have the blues.

Upgoat is so happy,

To get rid of niggers and jews!
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Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 3 months ago (+21/-0)
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Roses are reddish, violets are blueish

If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish
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oy vey roses are red     (Jokes)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jokes 3 months ago (+11/-1)
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Roses are red-ish,
Violets are blue-ish,
If you don't have a foreskin,
You're probably Jewish.
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Some aliens crashed in Minnesota     (www.youtube.com)
submitted by Sector2 to Jokes 3 months ago (+21/-0)
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Another one - Roses are red ...     (Jokes)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 3 months ago (+14/-0)
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Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

The middle one is for you
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 3 months ago (+3/-0)
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The position of the dirtbag.


bonus - What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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A woman owes nothing to anyone...     (Jokes)
submitted by Conspirologist to Jokes 3 months ago (+1/-3)
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A woman owes nothing to anyone, so she can easily not come in any sense of the word.
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Roses are red, violets are blue..     (Jokes)
submitted by registereduser to Jokes 3 months ago (+2/-2)
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you clicked the thing, you must be jew.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...     (Jokes)
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 3 months ago (+12/-1)
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I am a schizophrenic
and so am I.
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It’s all about perspective……     (Jokes)
submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 3 months ago (+9/-0)
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An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel as a positive end to a journey or experience.

A pessimist sees the light as fading away down the dark tunnel.

A realist sees the freight train’s light approaching.

The train’s conductor sees three dumb assholes standing on the tracks.
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I'm a good man. I give a out 50% of my money to charity.      (Jokes)
submitted by MaryXmas to Jokes 3 months ago (+4/-0)
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...But when she's not working I give it to Rachel.
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Here is chapter 1 of the book I wrote called "jews" original content     (Jokes)
submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 3 months ago (+17/-0)
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The End
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I'm getting older, and my eyes are getting bad     (Jokes)
submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 4 months ago (+33/-0)
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my new year's resolution is going to be 800x600
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Wagie has a scare      (Jokes)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Jokes 4 months ago (+18/-2)
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I scared the shit out of one of my wagies at work with this today. Called him into the office, saying I needed to ask him something right away. He shows up wide eyed and clearly worried.

"(wagie), how do we know for sure Santa isn't a jew?"

He says nothing, but stares daggers at me realizing I'm just fucking with him.

"Because Santa goes DOWN the chimney."
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The gay rooster says....      (Jokes)
submitted by Not_a_redfugee to Jokes 4 months ago (+7/-1)
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Any cockle doooo!