Door slams open on a bar. Footsteps are heard but nothing is seen until a tiny man jumps up on the bar.
A man walks into the bar, looks at the tiny man, looks back at the barman and asks slyly... 'watchadoooooin?'
The barman grins and winks at the man, reaches behind the bar, brings out and slaps down on the counter, a tiny man sized piano for the tiny man sitting there.
The new patron is just bursting by now trying to hold his tongue pissing the tiny man right off to the point that he turns to the man looks him dead in the eye and yells in a booming loud voice,
"WHAT THE FUCK YAS WANT CUNT?"
...
"watchadoooooin?" Says the man sheepishly.
"TRYING TO WRITE A CONCERTO AND HAVE A QUITE DRINK! ITS A PUB YOU STUPID BASTARD, NOW FUCK OFF"
The man loses his grin, takes the hint, and sits down.
My neighbor. She's single. She's shapely & beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?"
