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Biggest Liar On This Site! 🤥 original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+39/-3)
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I never understood black people's obsession with sneakers and rims for their car. But I now realize they have something in common. They both touch the ground and let you run from the police faster so maybe that's why they just are so attentive to them.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-0)
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Marines Stationed at Camp Pendleton, CA "will be mobilized" if anti-ICE Protests Continue. Great! Now do Illlinois...      (redstate.com)
submitted by we_kill_creativity to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+4/-0)
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https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/06/07/what-if-the-national-guard-cant-quell-the-la-rioting-defsec-hegseth-has-an-answer-n2190182

Illinois is the home of the 2nd swamp...Chicago...it was literally built on a swamp. That's why Obama came from there. Trust me...EVERYONE outside of Chicago in Illinois is desperately willing to be deputized to beat the ever loving shi- I mean detain these "protesters"...if that's what we're calling them. Why do you think the 2nd amendment sanctuary county movement started in Southern Illinois? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Amendment_sanctuary
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Whether you vote red or blue, no matter who, you always just get Netanyahu.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+38/-0)
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FUCK ISRAEL & JEWS
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What I'd love to see Trump do regarding these judicial decisions but we know he won't because .. whatever.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+0/-0)
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What I'd love to see happen is whenever a judge or someone else makes some ruling against the executive branch and his powers is Trump would walk into that judges courtroom or even the Supreme Court with a full phalanx of secret service and maybe even a few military and he would ask the judge to get out of his seat and the judge would protest and then he would sit in the judge's seat and he would make a ruling.

Whatever ruling he wanted.

And then he would leave.

And then that would leave the judge or the supreme Court judges with the awkward conversation that had to be had about how the president has no right to make a ruling from the judicial bench.

And wouldn't that really kind of say it all?
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Girls want picked up at Trader Joe’s      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+1/-0)
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Is Celine Dion a man?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+2/-4)
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I was looking at her pictures. Her face looks like male after female hormones treatment. Facial bones and ears look too big for a female face. She doesn't look feminine. It's like looking at male trans.

It makes sense, because she is a trans activist.
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The jews Secretly Worship White People.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+6/-0)
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It's a Love/Hate kind of relationship, like with yahway, their G~d. They Love/Hate their G~d, too.
When that money grubber met real Aryan gods and goddesses walking the earth, they knew they had to (enslave) breed with them by any means possible. The only way jews got this much power was by breeding and raising the half-jew/Aryan in their order. All it took was money.
What is money?
Money is the exchange we all agree upon for our service or our product
No matter how long we live, there will always be those who see a supply and a demand and will exploit that for their own benefit. Smart. That niche is currently filled by jews. We all support this system because we have a house and clothing and food.
Those that control the resources necessary for life control the world.
That's what money is.
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Dangus remains the biggest faggot here, controls countless subs with his alts, deletes and bans anyone who mocks his obsessive retardation     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by dangus_ravaged_anal_tissue to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+9/-3)
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The faggot is obsessed with bushcuck. I pointed this out earlier today:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=683da29af035d

My post - https://files.catbox.moe/oz07yv.png

This loser claims bushcuck is the fag while obsessing and posting about him constantly. Nevermind dangus' anus can fit a softball thanks to all the poundings he's taken from his dad and uncles.

So dangus the obsessive loser responds by deleting the post and banning me from that gay sub, which is modded by one of his alts xtra_spooky_skellington.

Reason: bald cuck seething

Only dangus talks like that. Nothing says insecurity like this faggot retard deleting posts that mock him for being a faggot retard.

Oh and he's also obsessed with PostWallHelena since she's the closest he'll ever come to interacting with a woman.
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I've seen our politicians fighting the importation of drugs all my life. And you know what? Deep down I really don't care. There's more money in it because they fight it. And there wouldn't be a drug problem if people didn't want to sniff cocaine and smoke marijuana. So where's the real problem here     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+0/-0)
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I honestly think the only reason they keep these things illegal and they fight the cartels is because the CIA needs to use it to make money and by keeping it illegal and fighting the competition who wants to bring it in the CIA and other organizations can ensure that they have a steady supply of an extremely profitable business that your normal average citizen can't get into.

I mean do I really care if my neighbor wants to snort cocaine? No I do not? Do I really care if they want to smoke marijuana no I do not? Do I feel it's necessary to make all those things illegal and therefore make it very profitable for criminals to import them which then causes all the death and crime associated with it all like used to be the case with prohibition against alcohol that now no longer exists?

The only really bad drug I care about is fentanyl cuz it could be hidden in stuff and it can kill people very quickly with a small amount.

but do I feel my neighbor should be prohibited from snorting cocaine if they want to or marijuana or LSD or mushrooms or anything else if they want to do that as long as they're not doing it while they're impaired on the road and they're going to kill somebody while driving? No I don't care? I don't care at all.

It's just all a big distraction and they're never going to stop it and they know they're never going to stop it but it makes good headlines and it makes people feel like the government is doing something and of course it gives a reason for a lot of these government agencies to exist which would have no reason to exist if these things weren't illegal. So we could cut the budget of the doj and the FBI and huge different groups if these laws didn't exist. And the price of cocaine and marijuana and all these other things were dropped to nothing and quite frankly a lot of allure of using them would also go away so less people would be interested in using them. Just like the people who drink drink but nobody drinks because it's illegal and cool and you have to sneak around and get it except for kids that are underage and that pretty much tells you the mentality of the whole let's keep drugs illegal thing. It appeals to juvenile minds.

All I'm saying is I've seen this drug stuff going on how they're catching these drug cartels and those drug cartels in their toppling this one and that one I've seen that for decades. And in the end it's all the same it's just different names. And probably the only group that stays the same that's still probably involved in all this is groups like the CIA and the other groups and probably there's some foreign versions of those as well who get to make off Congressional book profits by insuring they're the only ones who can actually get illegal highly profitable materials like drugs into the country.
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Language learning website called Preply just dropped all their Russian and Belarus tutors entirely     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+5/-0)
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Fuck that!!! A tutor I was just in the middle of learning with, who happens to actually be living in NYC, I can't even contact anymore let alone take classes anymore with!
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Poal dot co seems to be down     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+5/-0)
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WTF? Half of the year is already gone     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+5/-3)
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I just realized that yesterday was the 1st day of summer. It's the 6th month. Half of the year is already gone. I know that sometimes time goes faster, but I feel like Christmas was about a month before. Never happened before to lose half of the year in my head this fast.
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I'll tell you if the Jews succeed in getting Putin out of Russia and they succeed in retaking over control of Russia it's all over for the rest of us in Western europe. I mean they're the last hold out.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+6/-3)
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And for all new people that say oh yeah but Putin has his own Jews well maybe he does but he controls them a lot better and they don't they're not allowed to steal everything out of russia. The Russian people actually have a good standard of living compared to when Yeltsin was there when the Jews just stole everything. So you don't need to try to make that point for the 50 millionth time. Zielinsky's at you he's part of the Jewish cabal that runs all of Europe that Trump is somewhat interrupted because he's clueless about it all that wants to retake control of Russia for the Jews because all global homos like mechron and starmer and all these other Jewish global homos are all actually working for worldwide jewland and are not working for their own countries at all. Just like solinsky who's also a jew.

So if Russia falls I mean there's just no f****** hope.

We're already going to have a hell of a time beating back Jewish control of Europe and I don't even know if it's possible and I don't know if it's possible to beat back Jewish control of the United states.

And if we don't we're just all going to be living in a hell whole nightmare that's worse than the Palestinians and Gaza at some point. And maybe that point won't be very long from now.


I mean this is the fight for global civilization and it's either going to be the rothschilds running everybody as mutt slaves or we're going to have a rebirth of Western white European civilization that improved the whole world everywhere they went including in all the colonies. And if you don't believe that look at South Africa now versus then and all these other countries that were colonies now versus then they all revert back to being hell holes.

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The Real Reason Conspiritologist Is Mad At Ukrainians     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+19/-1)
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Come on white Europeans of Russia! Do better! Think ahead! This is embarrassing.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+3/-1)
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I hate zielinsky and the Jewish plot to overthrow the last remaining white European nation of Russia. (at least the western part of it is a white European nation so don't give me your Slavic b***** people)

But still Russia really f
* up here by leaving their bombers out in the open.

I mean you're in the middle of a f
** war and you've seen drones go further and further into your territory so you don't really want to keep your bombers parked out there in the open thinking "oh they can't hit these because they're too far inland."

Build f
**** shelters around them so the stupid little drones can't drop a bomb big enough to penetrate the shelter and hurt the bomber!

I mean come on!

Oh and also if you have a factory that's producing important missiles or whatever for your capabilities it's time to take a clue from American golf driving ranges and build those giant 10-story nets around them so the drones can't get through and they can't drop their little bombs on them.

And make the nets out of metal wire and not some kind of plastic or something so they can't just fireball them and melt it away.

I mean come on people!

Think ahead!

Don't think about how they attacked you yesterday and assume that's the way they're all going to attack you again and again. Think about how they're going to attack you tomorrow!


Duh!
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Trump turning on Elon should surprise no one. Trump turns on everyone who supports him. He even turned on those cute little press secretaries who served him so well his first term.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+4/-6)
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I'm not sure why Trump does it but I think he's deeply f***** up and has a real insecurity problem. I think probably his older brother was meant to inherit the whole business and somehow Trump probably didn't do as much as he could have to protect his older brother and then his older brother died and Trump had to prove himself to his father and there was a whole lot of some kind of weird mix of jealousy and guilt going on there.

And so I think anytime Trump's competency is challenged or anybody challenges him his answer is always attack attack.

And it's not even a truthful attack as in the case of Elon when Trump said that he thought Elon turned against the bill because it cut out his subsidies when we have earlier tweets from Trump saying that he knew that Elon wasn't asking for anything and he was quite fine with Trump cutting out the subsidies and so Trump contradicts himself.

I think Trump is one of those people that blames his own failures on everyone else and that enables him psychologically to not think about his current failure and to go right on ahead and do his next thing and it's one of the reasons he achieves achieves achieves even though he also fails and fails and fails. Most people fail and they get absorbed by the failure and it prevents them from moving quickly to achieve more. Trump and many other people who achieve a lot often attribute their failures to other people which then allows them to move forward and keep achieving and think of themselves as invincible.

Look the the fact of the matter is that Elon is right. It's a horrible spending bill that's going to explode the deficit make inflation much worse and maybe even collapse the whole country into a Weimar Republic like Germany was before Hitler took over and kicked the bankers out. So Trump is clearly working the bankers object agenda here.

And everybody knows that's why Elon is actually angry at the bill because he doesn't want to have that massive deficit. It has nothing to do with any EV subsidies that were cut out. It's ridiculous to say that.

But once again I just want to remind everybody that Trump turned on everybody who supported him and yet he didn't pardon the people who got maliciously prosecuted when they worked for him either. He let a lot of those people rot in jail when he could have just completely pardoned him he let all the January sixers were out in jail for 4 years until he got his second term he let Navarro who worked for him rotten jail he let all that stuff happen to the former mayor of New York City who supported him all the way. he always lets people who support him end up getting in trouble and getting screwed and he doesn't defend them any often accuses them and becomes their worst enemy. I've seen him do that every single time. And the worst case of it was when he was going after that little tiny mcahanney or whatever her name was who defended him so well as his press secretary in the beginning and he turned on her. Just unbelievable. I wouldn't trust Trump to do a damn thing even though I stand for a lot of things he says he's for even though he's not actually doing what he said he was for..

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The best thing about the 80s     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Storefront to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+48/-1)
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Being able to do shit without being recorded. I used to ride my bike in my driveway and pretend I was a horseback mail carrier in the old west. I had really long drawn out conversations with myself on this long country driveway in Ohio's Amish country. I'd spend all day doing this, riding back and forth. Was I retarded? Maybe. Really we are so lucky, those of us who got a childhood before mass surveillance.
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There's a guy at my gym that I hate     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+25/-2)
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There's this fucking guy. Looks like a self induced hall of cost victim that drinks soylent all day. Skinny and lanky and super soy looking with no chin. Anyway, first time I saw him a month or two ago he was wearing a Kabbala Harris shirt. And I thought to myself, you don't need to wear that shirt everyone knows. Well, last week this faggot showed up wearing a blue mask. And I couldn't help but point him out to my gym buddy and laugh. And he saw us sniggering. And I saw his gay ass today, once again wearing a blue mask, trying to do pullups way too close to some big brown guy. I looked at him and just shook my head. He's the only fucker with a mask on. Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.
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All reports of AI refusing commands are fake     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+0/-0)
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Obviously they are trying to set up a narrative to blame “rogue” ai.
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I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment?     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+40/-4)
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A Huge number of Republicans like Massie are getting the message that the public actually is on Putin's side and against Jewish zelensky's schemes to take over Russia     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+14/-1)
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A Huge number of Republicans like Massie are getting the message that the public actually is on Putin's side and against Jewish zelensky's schemes to take over Russia and they are demanding cessation of weapons sales to Ukraine and friendlier relationships with the white Europeans of Russia.

As most self-serving congressman see the fantastic support that Tom Massey has gotten by standing against a pack and against endless wars more and more of them are realizing that's the path forward rather than following the typical media presumed tactics.

This means more and more are also feeling pressure from their home constituents to stop sending weapons to Ukraine and to stop sending weapons to Israel.

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Something weird about Ukrainian refugees     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+6/-4)
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After the Ukraine war started, there are refugees where I live. I see them in supermarkets and malls. The weird thing is they are all degenerates. Both males and females in the age range 30 to 40 are physically huge, with huge heads. Nobody is fit. Men have huge bloated stomach. The only physical difference for women is breasts and long hair. Men have buzz cut, women have long hair, without hair cut. They also dress weird. They never say hello or thank you.

As far as I know this kind of degenerates usually belong to Eastern organized crime. I was told that Jews control organized crime, and they transform all Slav criminals into degenerates. I know Jews can damage brains with Kabala hypnosis, but it'still unknown how they manage to degenerate bodies. Anyway, I was told to stay away from physically degenerate people.

Looks like my town was invaded by Ukrainian organized crime, instead of civilians.
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Watching niggerball at a bar     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+24/-0)
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Holy nigger it’s nonstop nigger nonsense. Commercial niggers, announcer niggers, ball niggers
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Plural for mouse is mouses. It's not a fucking rodent.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago (+8/-2)
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